Zyn The Toolman Taylor

Certified Ball Knower ™️ tweeting for the love of the game. If Eminem has no more haters I am dead.

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At 20 I thought I was Ferris Bueller, at 30 I realize im Cam

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@dilrhubarb Wildly embarrassing behavior from an adult. Show up on time. Not hard at all.

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@OhioTate @StoolMintzy If you put Mintzy’s brain in a cow, the cow would bark.

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@Graysixell I was with you until you called it a masterpiece. Every single major plot point is a mistake or misunderstanding. No one does anything for a reason it’s all one long series of “whoopsies”

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@TlarsGolf You did neither of these things.

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@TlarsGolf Save yourself the time boys, the “highlights” are wearing two gloves and one of the most over the top swings you’ll ever see.

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Shout out this absolute weapon with the tarp off at MSG

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@ash4nd1021 Well now every person who owns a car is going to suffer with Garrett on the roads. If the Lakers traded for LaMelo they’d have to call in the national guard.

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Who gets more credit for the AJ Brown trade, Russini or Vrabel?

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Dih bih gah

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Chet Holmgren watching Wemby go play in the finals.

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my uncle watching 9/11 at my little cousins basketball game lmao

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@LyricsProfessor @GodlyDevv @trafoamwp

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@VanLathan I haven’t dropped a pass since ‘93.

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@whittverse @SwissalS @barstoolsports @lilsamsquanch66 @SonOfABoyDad @OleGriersy @VivaLaStool @barstooljwill @rone 80% is as generous as holding the door open for someone 100 yards out.

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@GothGolfGirl Tee box should be determined by handicap.

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@Southside_Gunn In your opinion, what are the two? I like a handful of these songs but I wouldn’t call them “good songs”. Which ones do you consider good?

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@Phoenix_Amber_ @salmoona_ Read a book.

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@Phoenix_Amber_ @salmoona_ 75 likes on this tells me 76 people have no idea how to spell pseudo

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Project Hail Mary is why we go to the movies folks. 5 stars. Perfect movie.

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14 Million views on this tweet and most of it is hating on you @handslikevap0r

Look inward, big dawg.

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girl i went to school with trying to be a Raleigh, North Carolina influencer

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@GoIrish7310 @JomiAdeniran 😂😂😂