Emily P

Artist. Experimenter. Oddity Enthusiast. One hell of an adventure.

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

ERAS TOUR GIVEAWAY! ✨
✮ We are teaming up with @TheSpaceGal to giveaway THREE pairs of tickets to the Eras Tour in LA!
✮ LIKE AND RT THIS TWEET for a chance to win a pair of tickets to The Eras Tour at SoFi Stadium on 8/3
✮ OPTIONAL donations to help save kids from Malaria can be made here: https://t.co/5ukj5WufF8
GIVEAWAY ENDS 7/17 at 5 PM EST

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

Dear @ChesterCheetah ,
If you ever need a vacation, I think my 92yo Nana has the Cheetos Puffs passion necessary to stand in for you. She's also got some fresh marketing ideas— who knew they paired so well with chardonnay?

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

Ok, but why did I immediately choke up when I turned on my car and heard Dark Blue playing on the @97xonair? Nostalgia overload! @StPeteSam - Emo Phase of the Day is the best Pls don't ever stop. Kthanxbye.😭😭💙💙💙

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

@FallonTonight @jimmyfallon Every A.M. the little guy I nanny & I listen to Count Me In and Sesame Rap on repeat on the way to school. Today at his parent/teacher conference, they said he's doing so great...but "randomly bursts out with 'Jimmyyy Fallonnn!' throughout the day" 🤣

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

@RuthEckerdHall @RuthEckerdHall — The Monkees song, Randy Scouse Git, was my JAM when I was a kid! Still is! 🙌🐒🎶🐒❤️ #PleasePickMe 🥺

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

I don't know who came up with @CrimeKitchenFOX , or how they tapped directly into my brain, but I'm going to need them to immediately cast me and my BFF on the next season of this show 💀🔪🧁

[John Bisognano @johnbisognano]

Lee Harvey Oswald thought he was a patriot. He was not.

John Wilkes Booth thought he was a patriot. He was not.

Many people that cause terror claim to be acting as patriots. They are not.

Not one person that stormed through the doors of the US Capitol was a patriot. Not one.

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

I broke down and joined Twitter 10 years ago, SOLELY for the purpose of having an extra entry in a @TeamCoco contest 🤣🤣 #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[brooke 🐝 ke spoilers @keshitposting]

did someone say that flora from bly manor also voices peppa pig? i think i found a deleted scene

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

SEE YOU IN MACRAME! 😍

[JoeLoTruglio @JoeLoTruglio]

🔥Wet Hot Zoom🔥

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

@CoreyLong It's harrrrrrrrrrd! Both are QUEENS 👑

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

THE DISRESPECT. 🤣🤣🤣
You wear that Fendi, girl!
#BrandyVsMonica #BrandyandMonica 🎶🎤vs.🎤🎶

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

Everyday.
#UnsolvedMysteries
@Unsolved @netflix

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

@netflix — how you gonna tease us with a mere 6 episodes of new @Unsolved Mysteries, mid-week before a holiday weekend, when you know damn well I'm gonna be done with these by Thursday. #RUDE

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

@OohLawLaw ! 🏳️‍🌈❤️

[Alex ᯓ★ @morethanhabits]

Sticker giveaway!!!
To celebrate pride month ending I'm gonna be giving away this collection of harry stickers from my etsy shop!
⭐ to enter just retweet and tag a friend below! ⭐
Winner will be announced June 30th

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

Find yourself friends who send you a surprise @ewarren ACTION FIGURE to brighten your day during a pandemic mandated stay-at-home quarantine!
INCREDIBLE. 💚
@OohLawLaw, you are amazing ❤️
#thankyouelizabeth #persist

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

The most important thing I've taken away from #coronavirus #QuarantineLife... is that @backstreetboys @kevinrichardson's kid IS👏 ALL👏 OF👏 US👏 during this part. #DontLie #YOUKNOWYOUDO 💪 #iHeartConcertonFox https://t.co/UwPkv2suR0

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

Everyone in this looks sick

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

@RonDeSantisFL — The businesses and employees, who keep your state running as a lucrative travel destination for millions around the world, are suffering. How will you help them?
https://t.co/gUqGEBi6Si

[Emily P @EPoLovesCoCo]

Conversation that's probably happening right now. Probably. —

TB: Get me that Mass native/Tampa Nanny from the crowd at the 2019 Disney World Superbowl MVP Parade!

His minions: Emily. On it, boss.

I'm under contract, but hey, I could negotiate @TomBrady #GoBucs #HireMe #Nanny