The People's Garden

Parody account of the organic, sustainable, eco-friendly Eagle Rockdale Community Garden #veterantofarmer

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not throwing them at cars.

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A reminder to our Libertarian gardeners that just tending your own 4'x 8' plot is not considered a sufficient contribution to the community gardening space.

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First meeting of Spring today: Voted unanimously on building a wall to keep out fruit poachers - and making City of Pasadena pay for it.

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Okay, which one of you garden communists put dog poo in Lance's composter? He's not accepting your ragweed and sorry ass egg shells, get over it.

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They look so hopeful.

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Raised bed 2 almost done. Too many #nomaskers at community garden. If I don't outlive them I will surely out-eat them.

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This means you, Special-Rachel, Boomer Gals, and the new guy with the lopey gait and wild beard.

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Please welcome Fyla Milovan, a new gardener who snapped a bow string hammering out Prokofiev for her Red Siberians that, like other Belorussian emigrés of the Pale, are just thriving here in SoCal. #plantmusic

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Gerald needs to check his mansplaining. He may well be a professional aborist, but there is a thing called the internet and we'll take our chances with the volunteer oak trunks hovering over the common area.

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This was great success. Though Lance told everyone the Velour pods are purple & 18 inches long. This bush bean rarely exceeds 6" fruit with a violet, and variegated translucence. Refunds are discouraged; he feels bad and has offered to turn compost for sulphur-sensitive members.

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Okay. Wait. What? https://t.co/AqPR3Y6pOp

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Watch your shoots and roots. https://t.co/P1mh68XlKb

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Composting is truly God's work. Lance is giving it a try anyway.

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Finally got my cover crop seeded. Going with Buckwheat which is a horrible knickname, but Spanky...

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Need help clearing out my summer plot. Anyone good with death?

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We found a 'homeless shelter' above Myrl's plot, where 'someone' dries and stores Psilocybin Mushrooms awaiting the Decriminalization Initiative (#17-0024) which sadly did not qualify to appear on the 2018 ballot in California.

[Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel]

Photographer: pose!

Melanie: how?

P: Like you know nothing about gardening.

M: lol got it.

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@Rob170Rob Maybe too much water. I try to leave them 1-2 days without once in a while.