Eric Escamilla

[Eric Escamilla @ERICESCA4]

@katebarstool Two hours* not two days

[Eric Escamilla @ERICESCA4]

@katebarstool Traps laid down around 1230 on a Tuesday.. not even two days later playing some video games with the roommate when we hear a big snap in the kitchen.. one down

[Eric Escamilla @ERICESCA4]

@katebarstool Ended up with 1 rat in our kitchen caught and 3 in the basement.. everything got sealed up pretty quickly once they figured out the issue.. I can still hear the scratching of their feet

[Eric Escamilla @ERICESCA4]

@katebarstool Apparently the garden unit had a toilet that hadn’t been sealed in any way and the rats were coming up from there.. then into our unit where the holes for the gas and water behind the oven had never been sealed around either

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@katebarstool We were at 1939 Roscoe.. the garden unit of the place wasn’t being rented out but the laundry machines were also downstairs and we noticed some droppings one day and let the landlord know there might be mice or something

[Eric Escamilla @ERICESCA4]

A random bot just liked one of the tweets in this thread and pissed me off all over again

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The most preposterous thing just happened to me at the gas station this morning (1/65)

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@m1ghtycra5h Big time cry baby.. best potential but suffered from middle child syndrome

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@Kazeem Damage control whooping Bayley at the rumble right before #30 comes out

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@Cubs @heyhey_rayray33

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@MacrodosingPod Priest Holmes feels like a big miss

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@m1ghtycra5h @MichaelWarbur17 Shoot the shot it’s an easy shot

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@andrew_ramker @tmysliwy @Mikey_P_13 @m1ghtycra5h happy anniversary to the most dominant game ever thrown

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Wanna feel old? The Kerry Wood Game was 25 years ago today. Still the most dominant pitching performance and the best stuff I’ve ever seen in my life. He was throwing 100 mph Wiffle Balls.

[Eric Escamilla @ERICESCA4]

It’s wild that there are people in this world that trust the popcorn button on the microwave to cook their bag of popcorn.. wildly irresponsible

[Eric Escamilla @ERICESCA4]

They need an age restriction for self checkout machines

[Eric Escamilla @ERICESCA4]

One of life’s simple joys just ripped out of my hands this morning by a Luke’s employee.. please respect my privacy at this time.

[Eric Escamilla @ERICESCA4]

The most preposterous thing just happened to me at the gas station this morning (1/65)

[Eric Escamilla @ERICESCA4]

I almost put it back and got another one.. how could someone ever think it okay to shake another persons OJ