Michael Perez 🐋

Turkey Bowl 2019 MVP. Professional Life Try-er. Grilled cheese expert. Just trying to get better.

[Michael Perez 🐋 @Mikey_P_13]

Ladies, if he:

- is coming out of his cage
- has been doing just fine
- gotta gotta be down
- wants it all

He's not your man.
He's Mr. Brightside.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

@mercedarri had me worried for a second

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Formula 1 @F1]

S✨P✨A✨R✨K✨S

#F1 #BahrainGP

[eri @hamxnda]

SIR LEWIS HAMILTON ❤️‍🔥

[Jennifer Erin Valent 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @JenniferEValent]

Millions of people voted for this. Millions. For a man who uses a press conference to drone on about water pressure. It’s like we’re living inside a Seinfeld episode.

[Michael Perez 🐋 @Mikey_P_13]

@m1ghtycra5h @ESPNBET That's true

[Michael Perez 🐋 @Mikey_P_13]

@CORSAIR I feel attacked! 5 minutes just goes faster than you think sometimes okay???

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Formula 1 @F1]

BACK ON TOP!!! 🤩

LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX!

#F1 #BritishGP

[Michael Perez 🐋 @Mikey_P_13]

@netflix perfect match but it's with 5 humans and then you rotate kittens out for everyone to find their perfect kitten match. I would also like to volunteer to be on the show.

Thank you

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

The White Sox have lost 13 games in a row.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Remember, on average, every illegal immigrant commits fewer crimes in America than Donald Trump.

[Michael Perez 🐋 @Mikey_P_13]

@pamamore @kateyrich Hahahahahaha

[The Cat Hive - @thecathive🦋 @cathiveofficial]

hell yeah

[Michael Perez 🐋 @Mikey_P_13]

@DuvalMagic @Borderlands

[Michael Perez 🐋 @Mikey_P_13]

Shipping updates be like; "yes, your package is now in the same city as you. But first we must ship it to another state."

[Michael Perez 🐋 @Mikey_P_13]

@m1ghtycra5h *6 hours into being stuck*
Narrator "elevators are essential to moving people up and down..."
Koz "you're starting the episode again???"

[Michael Perez 🐋 @Mikey_P_13]

Extremely late update on this, @pamamore got me slippers for Christmas and my toesies have not been frozesies since

[Michael Perez 🐋 @Mikey_P_13]

Need some slippers cause my toesies are frozesies

[Michael Perez 🐋 @Mikey_P_13]

@atrupar Hellfire missiles bruthur! What cha gonna do, when the 5ft missile, runs wild, on yewwwww?!?!?!

[Michael Perez 🐋 @Mikey_P_13]

@StarfieldGame @AMD