200,000 Serbian speakers in the USA and you have Klingon before you have Serbian?? SMH @duolingo, how am I supposed to keep my streak AND learn how to talk to my boyfriend's family 😞
Girls be like: “this is my beautiful goddess of a best friend. I would die for her”
Guys be like: “see that washed up sewer rat piece of shit over there? Yeah that’s my best buddy.”
"Don't fake it! If you're a fake, you won't make it. Wait for your break and then take it. For time and tide they wait for no man. Go man, do it!"
-Dean Martin, Do It Yourself 🎶