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clicked on a Matt Rose video and couldn't believe my fucking ears.
could this dumbass Reddit meme actually be the origin of Zoop's name? given the weird tech bro vibes that Zoop's founders give off I see no reason why this can't be true

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@brown_sugar_tea @SchlagerKaty also, the vast majority of the people betting on Burgas hosting are most likely doing it because they think that the host city announcement getting delayed means that Burgas still has a chance. that's all they're basing their bets off of

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@brown_sugar_tea @SchlagerKaty they're writing these shitty articles based on Polymarket betting odds which don't mean anything, please don't trust them

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real recognizes real

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y'all, atvara is (unfortunately) not apologizing for what she posted. in fact she blocked me for commenting this image on one of her posts

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@poundvision yo make sure to pick up a Sammarinese duck on the way there
https://t.co/6YzvH2o4id

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realized I never ended up posting this so here's a photo of a lovely Sammarinese guard duck I bought while on my trip to San Marino for the San Marino Song Contest

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@poundvision well, you'd kinda need to use AI for a video like that, since obviously no one has EVER recorded themselves playing the guitar and published it to the Internet!

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@poundvision wtf it looks like he's about to shit himself at the end 😭😭😭😭

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atvara the day after reposting a racist, anti-immigration video: hey guys check out this undisclosed ad for Rocket Bean Cafe™©®'s new protein matcha

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@poundvision I don't fully get what you mean by this, I found them in the CMS's "media" collection and couldn't find any connection to the "news" collection
although tbf the images' alt texts/captions seem to corroborate your theory, they definitely seem like captions for images in an article

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@Kas_cia_vyksta @clumsyghostfox this is the video she reposted with that caption: https://t.co/83CdilTFZ2

so yes, it is a crazy statement

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you can also watch on Twitch (and you may need to if the stream gets taken down lol): https://t.co/KWVVv3Vimv

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@poundvision nah she's representing South Korea 😍

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Count Binface to the @ClactonGazette on his Eurovision-related campaign promises:

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realized I never ended up posting this so here's a photo of a lovely Sammarinese guard duck I bought while on my trip to San Marino for the San Marino Song Contest

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hell yeah

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alright ig imma go fuck myself