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[couch @ESL_Couch]

@nikgeneburn Like 6 years ago

[couch @ESL_Couch]

@Nylaonx She tryna stay in Drake dms

[Aᴍɪʀ @AmirIGM]

I'm crying Iran actually regime-changed America

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker on Randy Fine: “I think he needs to get on Ozempic. Actually, I think he should keep eating. Let’s see how far this goes. He’s basically Israel the person. He’s just constantly expanding into territory he has no right being inside of”

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Remember: it was like pulling teeth to get Republicans to fund the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund.

But it took them no time at all to create a $1.8 billion Insurrection Slush Fund to pay off the legal fees of the January 6th rioters who beat cops.

These are sick, corrupt people.

[Hawkeye Enjoyer 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent.

We’re cooked.

[Esmaeil Baqaei @IRIMFA_SPOX]

X has now removed the blue check from Iran's MFA Spokesperson’s account—after stripping the Ministry and Minister's verified badges—despite our full Premium+ payments.
This arbitrary de-verification fits X’s pattern of selective censorship and American digital piracy, aimed at suppressing the truth about the U.S.’ illegal war against Iran.

[Sony Thăng @nxt888]

They always confess in the end.

They spend decades dressing plunder as "partnership,"

Occupation as "stability,"

And extraction as "freedom."

But give it enough decline,

And even the generals start telling the truth.

It was never about democracy.

It was never about human rights.

It was always about resources, the same raw materials they stole from Africa, Asia, and the Middle East, now renamed "national interests."

Venezuela’s crime was never ideology. It was geology.

It sits on the largest proven oil reserves on Earth, the minerals of the 21st century, and a government that refused to kneel.

When the empire says "stability," it means submission.

When it says "freedom," it means access.

And when it says "security," it means extraction.

The same voice that called Vietnam a "jungle,"

Iraq a "liberation,"

And Libya a "humanitarian intervention"

Now calls Latin America its "backyard."

But backyards are where empires go to bury themselves.

[Sony Thăng @nxt888]

They say China is a dictatorship.

They’re right.

It’s a dictatorship of the people,

A system that bends industry to feed, house, and build for its citizens.

While the U.S. is a democracy of the capital,

A system that bends citizens to feed, house, and build for corporations.

One commands profit.

The other commands purpose.

Only one calls itself "free."

[Sony Thăng @nxt888]

When was the last time the people elected Xi Jinping?

When was the last time the American people elected anyone who wasn’t pre-approved by billionaires, media moguls, and lobbyists?

China doesn’t pretend its system is a popularity contest.

The West does.

In China, leadership is chosen through decades of internal vetting, party meritocracy, and proven governance.

Not campaign donors. Not Super PACs. Not Wall Street endorsements.

In the U.S., you don’t elect presidents.

You elect brands.

You elect sponsors.

You elect whichever candidate the oligarchy can tolerate the most.

China’s model isn’t perfect.

No system is.

But it produces engineers, not influencers.

Planners, not populists.

Leaders who rise by results, not by slogans.

So ask yourself again:

When was the last time the people truly elected anyone?

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

One year of prison for burning a flag.

Six months for raping a 12 year old over a five year period.

[Ian Smith, Sr. @iansmithfitness]

Liberals think they’re owning the right by popping Tylenol.

Conservatives think they’re owning the left because Trump made Biden’s picture in the W.H. an autopen.

Equally corny goyslop theatrics from both camps. Neither is winning. Both are losing.

Zero arrests. Kid fuckers still sit in Congress.

[Zac Petkanas @Zac_Petkanas]

Let's be clear what just happened IN AMERICA:

A comedian said something of which the President disapproved.

In retaliation, the Administration threatened regulatory action against the comedian's TV network.

To avoid retribution, the media company canceled the comedian's show.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Kimmel.

Colbert.

Suits against the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and 60 Minutes.

Extorting settlements from CBS, ABC, and others.

Blocking the AP's access to the White House.

This administration is responsible for the most blatant attacks on the free press in American history.

What will be left of the First Amendment when he’s done?

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

zero ounce of exaggeration, the lyrics are straight up step by step instructions on lynching a black person

[Sony Thăng @nxt888]

You ask what China, Vietnam, the Global South say when blamed for America’s sickness.

I cannot speak for everyone, but I can share what history and experience have taught us:

Empire cannot look in the mirror, so it invents enemies in the window.

And to be clear, John, I don’t mean you personally. I know you’re asking in good faith.

I mean the system that feeds its people lies because it cannot face its own reflection.

Your children are sick not because of China, but because your food is poison, your water is lead, your medicine is profit, and your leaders auction public health to corporations.

But it is easier to point at a container ship from Shanghai than to admit that the rot is homegrown.

They said Covid was "Chinese."

They said fentanyl was "Mexican."

They said vapes were "foreign."

But what they never say is that America built a system where profit thrives on addiction, sickness, and despair.

China got richer because it built.

America got sicker because it consumed.

Vietnam endured famine and bombs, but still sent doctors to Africa and rice to Cuba.

America endured abundance, but produced hunger, obesity, and opioids at home.

So when RFK Jr. stands beside a warehouse and says "90% came from China," the Global South only smiles.

Because we know:

What poisons you most is not what enters your ports, but what exits your conscience.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Mossad: "We create a pretend world. We are a global production company. We write the screenplay, we're the directors, we're the producers, we're the main actors. The world is our stage."

If the Mossad wanted to kill Charlie Kirk because he was about to break with Zionism as Candace Owens had, which would have been a significant blow to them as he led the main conservative MAGA youth org, how would they do it?

One way would be to lure him to Israel and stage his death there, with a "OMG AN IRAN-BACKED HOUTHI DRONE STRUCK HIS HOTEL ROOM". But that would instantly raise suspicions among right-wingers critical of Israel and beyond and be too on the nose.

No, they would have to find an another way, where they could generate so much partisan rhetorical noise that not enough people would be able to pick up the signal to directly blame them.

Now they of course know the US is littered with guns and highly impressionable mentally unstable zoomers whose lives are entirely on Discord and online.

So they will set up an operation targeting these people for grooming to do the hit for them. They will of course try to get the perfect profile match, someone with a Muslim, Arab, Palestinian background would be ideal. Then a leftist, trans person, antifa, that's another good pond to fish in. But anyone will do, it's a big pool of disaffected mentally unstable zoomers, and even if you get an irony-poisoned incoherent lover of Columbine to be the one to make the actual move after you've groomed them, that will do too.

Now of course they won't say they're Mossad agents, they will play the role they created in their new pretend world for this purpose. They are fellow zoomers, they are Muslim, Arab, Palestinian, trans, enby, antifa, DSA, groyper, they will adopt all the parts and play them perfectly. The world is their stage.

They keep trying to light the match and get a hit on one of their many grooming operations, get one of them to actually make the move and draw up the plan and go there physically and pull the trigger. They need one of them to not just agree to it, and draw up a plan to do it, and even drive there but then decide at the last moment it's not who they are, they can't do it, and they will have to disappoint their online Discord bestie who hides behind a fake created identity to best match with them and become their soul mate, while actually being some Cohen sitting in Unit 8200 in Tel Aviv.

But one of them will not stop. One of them will draw up the plan, drive to the location with a rifle, get up on the roof, and do the hit. One of them will be Tyler Robinson.

The match is lit.

And what do you do then? You immediately start pumping out propaganda: The entire Israeli Zionist government and lobby comes out within minutes, as if they already knew beforehand, and says it's a Muslim, it's a Palestinian, it's a KHAMAS lover, it's a leftist, it's part of the worldwide radical marxist left gay trans anti-Israel evil terrorist forces.

Noise. You start producing noise, so that no one can see the signal in the chaos.

That's how the Mossad would kill Charlie Kirk.

Now of course we don't know for certain if they actually did this, at least not yet. But any kind of certain proof you would get for it would come out decades from now, when it no longer matters and they can do one of their archival releases like with the wells they poisoned (see https://t.co/MlLed1Cbp4), buried deep in some obscure article no one reads, and only by vague general innuendo. If even that.

[Sony Thăng @nxt888]

The difference between left and right in America is the difference between Pepsi and Coke.

One burns your throat.

The other burns your stomach.

But both rot your insides.

And both are owned by the same conglomerate.

The U.S. doesn’t have two parties.

It has two flavors of the same poison.

And the world has been forced to drink it for a century.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I remember how much Muslims were lectured about the importance of a right to offend being part of a right to free speech.

We were told that we must accept offensive and racist remarks about our faith, our Prophet, etc, in the name of free speech and integrating into 'Western civilization'. Voltaire and the rest.

Those same folks who lectured Muslims are now saying to people that they cannot be offensive about a dead conservative influencer - and they will be punished if they do so. Even if being offensive in one's speech is literally what the First Amendment guarantees.

Oh, the hypocrisy. Oh, the gaslighting.