mikey ☆

cold hard bitch

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

the best ways to get the attention of the anon you like: a guide for egirls 🖤

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

girls when they find a guy who's a summer intern at an investment bank

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

@signulll "a bio that's relatable"

personally can't relate to his bio at all but yeah let's pick politicians based on who's been enough of a trainwreck for losers to find him relatable

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

a lot of dumb girls whose favorite books are my year of rest and relaxation and whatever sally rooney writes are saving this to their pinterest boards rn

[dua lipa pics @lipapictures]

the way dua lipa’s wedding cocktail reception is themed around a BOOKSTORE… HER TASTE

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

"side quest" and it's just temporarily being somewhere other than your bedroom

[⋆marie⋆ @TheOrganicPath]

sometimes it feels weird saying i’m trad but also wanting to be babied by my future husband, like i think a man that does it all is my weakness. i think i just want to be taken care of.

like traditional woman are expected to cook and clean, but (in my ideal future life) we can have maids and a chef, and yes i’ll cook too but out of love not because it’s my job.

i think a woman’s job is to provide the emotional support a man needs to relax and be his peace, bring joy, romance, play, connection. and when the time comes, her full time job becomes the kids, period.

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

@honeyNonABG yes mikayla pls teach us more about emotional self-control

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

yikes

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

dw romy, i would never tell anyone they're lucky they met their husband at an orgy

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

everyone’s like “you can’t give advice about meeting someone, you just got lucky met your husband at an orgy. that’s just totally random and not something anyone else can do!”

you guys. i literally put on a sexy outfit and went to a party centered around one of my interests, and then met a person who shares my interests and personality type. this is the most traditional way to meet a spouse. it could have been bowling, or trivia, or tap dancing.

i’m sorry to be the one to say it, but you’re all ngmi.

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

this was an unnecessarily long way of saying you prey on insecure guys with mommy issues

[mads campbell @martyrdison]

unpopular opinion: men love crazy in a woman

if you grew up chasing love from a mother who was distant, inconsistent, or hard to please, a woman who’s intensely affectionate can feel irresistible

the constant texts. the attention. the need to be close. at first it feels overwhelming, then it starts to feel normal

and when she suddenly goes quiet (i.e stops calling, stops checking in, stops making you the center of her world) it feels like something is wrong

a lot of men say they want independence, but what they really crave is to be deeply wanted

they want the feeling that someone loves them with an intensity they never quite got growing up

and they’re willing to chase that high even if it means dating a lil’ bit crazy

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

wow aryan angel, what a based dream! rly checking off the boxes for rwtwt likes with this one, thank u for sharing

[❀ 𝒜𝓇𝓎𝒶𝓃 𝓐𝓃𝓰𝓮𝓁 ❀ (5’11”) @AryanSugar]

I had a terrifying dream that I said nigger on the street and this fat troon chased me for hours with a knife. surprisingly very fast. Cut me a couple times but I managed to get away.

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

@GlRLINBLACK they're rly out here mansplain posting in 2026

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

well apparently you're still not self-aware enough to see how dumb and annoying this looks

[꩜ @faeslily]

me

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

how this guy feels saying "one of the most demonic things" and "see you guys in hell"

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Perhaps one of the most demonic things I used to do was, during or after orgasms, look her in the eye and say “Tell me you’re perfect” or “Tell me you’re beautiful.”

Bonus for a hand slightly on her throat.

See you guys in Hell.

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

you guys don't have to do commentary like this, you can just post your selfies and go

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

"yeah i didn't really want to be a husband or father but had to pass this last name down to somebody" is not a great reason to get married and have kids

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

so many egirls are just doing vaguely rw sounding variations of black twitter "i don't want to work" and "i shouldn't have to pay for anything" posts

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

@Tallowtwins wow thank u for giving me another reason to avoid tallow skincare

[mikey ☆ @ESPRESS0REXIC]

ok rich men, which one of you wants to marry deer pfp girl and buy her whatever she sees on pinterest? let's make this happen!

[౨ৎ @fawnsettas]

need a rich husband who buys me marc jacobs fetish pumps..