Jeff the Drunk Whiterun Guard

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

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@LibertyCappy The last thing my kidnappers see:

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@MemesToSave

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@NehraWorkss I’m rocking a Windows/Linux dual boot! 🤙

[Jeff the Drunk Whiterun Guard @ESWhiterunGuard]

@LOTR_Daily_ Ten thousand strong at least!

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@gusholderhaber

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@The4thWayYT

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@GigaBasedDad For sure, they’ve gone to a better place. 🥀🥀🥀

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@woofknight

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@Doritos Mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead mead

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@woofknight Ur preaching to the choir bru

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@Jsenoxai Where should I do it?

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@Rainmaker1973 Gimbal would be a great chicken name!🐓

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@LibertyCappy

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@jack_bench_02 Let’s get some mead!

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Honningbrew Meadery sign side by side comparison.

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@ShitpostReels

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@RinoTheBouncer The heck I’m gonna need $100 million for? I’ll take $100 for every hour I play thank you!

[Jeff the Drunk Whiterun Guard @ESWhiterunGuard]

@nunaambon What I’m going to do to that sweetroll thief once I catch him.

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@BethesdaGear @ElderScrolls I see this guy every time I drink skooma.

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@Mericamemed It’s not yours, save by unhappy chance! It could have been mine. It should be mine! Give it to me!

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@UpdatingOnRome Nestlé Crunch Barius