Shake.

here for the jokes & for tweeting into the void.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Shake. @EShake_]

@TSwazzy3 @PolymarketHoops @LADEig they can’t afford him look at all the money they spent this offseason

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

America, start your engines.

📺 @FOXSports & @TelemundoSports
📍 Seattle, Washington
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[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

IT'S A ROUND OF 16 REDUX IN SEATTLE!

[Underdog @Underdog]

We got them shook 😭

[USMNT 1ˢᵗ 🇺🇸🥇 @USMNTFirst]

July 3rd - Balogun’s Birthday

July 4th - Freedom’s 250th Birthday

July 5th - Balogun Free

[. @tosinmm_]

USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

BREAKING @TheAthleticFC

Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development.

Story with @Dan_Sheldon_

https://t.co/oQ61J9btzT

[Sam 🐐☘️ @S_Scott019]

He barely has any color as an adult so as a kid he was probably even lighter. That means whoever called him the hard R was just outrageously racist. Good lord

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Cape Verde arrived back home and was met with a true hero’s welcome

[Mari @ohhhthatsMari]

it’s a mode in common with every person that says the game is trash

[Clark Griswald @_ChefDon_]

Dude is in shot gun and dropped back another 10 yards lmao. The game isn’t awful. You are

[Shake. @EShake_]

absolute dweeb lmao

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Jesse Marsch really said “I'd rather be us than them” after Morocco beat them 3-0 and sent them home 😭

[Xavier LaFlamme @xlaflammer]

MONDAY NIGHT SOCCER #USA #WORLDCUP

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

That little boy was in tears, yet he was still consoling his father. This might be the most emotional moment I’ve ever seen in football🥹❤️❤️

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

A young fan emotional after Cape Verde's unforgettable effort against the defending champs 🥺❤️

(via @foxsports)

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“You can only celebrate your own country’s success”

Me celebrating Cape Verde equalizing against Argentina:

[G @Gideoomatic]

He's real asf