Ethan Shawlee

The secret to success is simply never giving up. Girl Dad x 2. UC Davis Men’s Soccer Alumni.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Mehdi Hasan: “Some people say Bari Weiss will be fired because the ratings are going down and the chaos. That misunderstands what’s going on here. She’s not there to make CBS win in the ratings. She’s there to make CBS a safe place for Trump and MAGA”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

SUBRAMANYAM: You tweeted in March that the US Navy had successfully escorted an oil tanker through the Strait of Hormuz. Was that true?

CHRIS WRIGHT: No.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

The inflation rate in Biden's last month in office was 2.9%. Trump (supported by a Republican Congress) has driven it up to 4.2%.

Thank you, voters, for your attention to this matter.

https://t.co/2BWtpX5aEf

[Sarah McBride @SarahEMcBride]

thoughts and prayers

[Congressman Robert Garcia @RepRobertGarcia]

If you think California is taking a while to count votes, wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein files…

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear Republican @spencerpratt: Before you spew conspiracy theories, here are some numbers for you in LA.

Approximate number of registered Democrats: 1,224,737

Approximate number of registered Republicans: 326,292

This is why you won’t make the top two.

#math

#occamsrazor

[Tahra Hoops @TahraHoops]

if this is hard for you to understand maybe you should not be in charge of a 15 billion dollar city budget

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Welker: "You insisted no new wars."

Trump: "First of all, I didn't guarantee no war."

Welker: "You said it over and over again."

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “All of these Fox News guys are like I can’t believe this is what Graham Platner was doing. Pete Hegseth was literally your co-worker and was a notorious drunk rapist. I feel like I’m losing my mind, the standards are so out of wack. We just never look at Republicans. They can do whatever the fuck they want. They can literally murder, cheat, steal, rape”

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

RIP IT AND FLIP IT! A WORLDY FROM JEDI!

#USMNT x @VW

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

It’s been 3 months since Trump demanded unconditional surrender. Currently we can’t reliably get a boat through the Strait of Hormuz.

Humiliating display of weakness on the world stage.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

Pepi 🤌🏼🇺🇸 #USMNT

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Elect a clown, expect a circus. And boy, did we get one.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

This year, Trump purchased more than $1 million of Dell stock.

This week, Trump's Pentagon announced a $9.7 billion contract with Dell.
https://t.co/d3epmVJMQl

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Donald Trump Jr takes a financial stake in a company…

3 months later, the Pentagon gives it $620 million…

after Trump’s White House told them to…

And the company’s valuation rose from
$200 million to $2 billion as a result.

This is corruption.
https://t.co/TLcOxyzOWO

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

CNN put together a montage of Trump officials, including Trump himself, saying over and over again for nearly three months now that gas prices are about to drop, any day now

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Ted Cruz back when gas was $3.68 a gallon

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨Pardoned Jan. 6 insurrectionist Andrew Paul Johnson m*lested two children as young as 11 years old.

He has been sentenced to life in prison.