Ellen Edwards

Novice runner, number cruncher, small-time globetrotter, bead junkie, and animal lover. All in one sweet, sassy southerner. :)

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

@naomilars Story of my life in 2023. Been applying and interviewing non-stop since Feb, up to 5 rounds, in-office and virtual, taken MANY hours off to do it, for jobs that I'm fairly over qualified for, and nothing. I think it's normal now 😞

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

Been home in the States for 2wks from Jamaica and we weren't ready to give up the food yet, so tonight was @foodwishes Jamaican brown stew chicken with coconut rice 🤤🇯🇲🌴

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

@ComplexPop Sh-SHAAAHHHH 😞

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

@wildtiktokss @murderxbryan new guys idea? I'm sure it's already been considered, but just in case ☺️

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If my zip-off cargo pants/shorts aren't cool, then don't @ me when you need someone to hold something for you. Walk around with your dumb stuff in your silly hands. I will not save you.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Always hike with proper supplies and equipment.
Remember, flippy floppies may lead to slippy sloppies.

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

@NBCNews Tenneseein' is Tennebelievin' it's ok to shoot children as long as 2A "rights" are protected. These people should taste their own medicine

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

Cooked up a lil @foodwishes pork diablo with some roasty cauliflower tonight, a favorite school night dish in our house 😋

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Lol what

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

Was supposed to run 5mi tonight but it's 43 and been pouring rain all day so instead we made carbs on carbs with @foodwishes spaghetti a la carbonara 😆 #neverskiparestday

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

@fuckyouiquit My mans here peacing out from our state auditor's office after she got arrested/charged with a misdemeanor hit-and-run https://t.co/LuwtcjKXc5

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

@L9ball Lol yesss! I can count on one hand the number of minivans I've seen in 3yrs of daycare pickups. Everyone living that SUV (or huge truck) life 🤗

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

@BrettPain Enjoy your door prize 😵‍💫🧦 Great to see you on here. All the love to you 💙

[Icona @iconawrites]

Are you “burned out” or are you having a reasonable reaction to a never-ending barrage of bad news which you can do very little about.

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

Got half a mind to open a Lonnie's Lunch Counter across the street and live out my small business tyrant dreams 😊 @StreetFightWCRS @murderxbryan @BrettPain

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

@kadeshow @altnation Just caught that Cafuné track "Tek it" and it has real college campus circa 2004 vibes. Took me back to freshman year at @appstate in the best way. I dig it 💯

[FOX8 WGHP @myfox8]

Pilot Mountain mayor asks for donations to support firefighters as fire continues to burn https://t.co/kDO3u48hJ6

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

Best thing about night runnin'? Getting a face full of spider web in your well-paced last half mile 😩🕸️ powered by @nuunhydration #hellofall🍂

[Ellen Edwards @ESkwrd]

@crulge My folks def didn't really have friends. They had some roommates from college that they went to dinner with once a year when they were in town and that was literally it