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I generally don't have your best interest in mind. Follows & RTs are not blanket endorsements.

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@azelt90_ mark reynolds, man

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@MattGross87 @SFGiants I just discovered this same stat in the recap, they've got four with the dodgers next, it might be rest in peace by friday

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@PurpleRow photoshopped trump tweet saying "Low energy! Sad!" but it's just quoting a picture of the Giants logo

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@PurpleRow BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@azelt90_ when does #markVP stop being ironic

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@hjrrockies did somebody perchance, well, you know

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@azelt90_ @nephelimdream who the

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@azelt90_ pfft you can't even hope to contain him

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@azelt90_ markVP again :heart eyes emoji i don't know how to post:

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@hjrrockies /gets hit with pentium fdiv bug

[Rockies wint @rockies_dril]

CRASHED MY DIRTBIKE IN2 SOME FUCKED UP BRAMBLE PATCH WHILE CELEBRATING 4/20. MY CRIES FOR HELP ARE MUFFLED BY MY ASS

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@hjrrockies once someone spoonerizes mike dunn, the bullpen's luck will run out, mark my words

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#yardgoats one strike away from first win in hartford, universe ends

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@Rockiesfan4ever @hjrrockies hmm, not bad actually

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@PurpleRow I still haven't forgiven the 2007 diamondbacks and their -20 division title, jerks

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@hjrrockies tyler anderson would be a better pitcher if he had a name you could spoonerize y/n

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@azelt90_ rockies wint is a fucking work of art

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@PurpleRow #scrub

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@PurpleRow remember when he started this game 0 - 2 with 2 Ks, that was this same game! Bonkers.