Tready

I sometimes play poker tournaments

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

This is the shit that makes me proud to be American.

[aman @imliterallyaman]

send the text gentlemen

[MattBlagg @MattBlagg]

This is better than chopping.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Dear Santa,

This button everywhere

Please 🙏 🙏

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

Rockstar: Sorry guys but we're delaying GTA for another year. There will be another trailer soon so don't be mad. 👉👈 🥺

Bethesda: We showed you a mountain in The Elder Scrolls VI seven years ago. It'll be out when we feel like it. Fuck off.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now https://t.co/V7cHVYzLIu

[Joe Boccia Jr. @JrBoccia]

Bill Hader trying so hard to not laugh he has to turn his back because Anthony Carrigan's comedic timing is so brilliant

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Perhaps the greatest golf shot in the entire history of the sport

[Caitlin Comeskey @CaitlinComeskey]

A very serious WNBA press conference

[mo @Motweets123]

“2 day bender” you mean the weekend? Grow up

[🤠 @heavensbvnnyalt]

[seductively takes off glasses] wow you're fucking blurry

[໊ @sonohoor]

i don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to they would” because i want to and i don’t

[Tready @ETSpartan]

Definitely new record for me dropping over $1k in tips my first hour tonight

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

Depression is strange. It doesn’t always look like sadness. Sometimes it looks like forgetting how to be yourself. You wake up one day and realize the things that used to make you feel alive now feel like chores. The jokes don’t come as easily. The excitement is gone.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

the 37 year old professional gambler who has now been devastated twice in their lifetime by last minute additions to must-pass legislation.

[Caitlin Comeskey @CaitlinComeskey]

POV you’re getting inspired tf on by @ChancesCards ‘s timeline

[Aaron Barone @abarone68]

At the airport and soon to be off to Vegas!

Just before I left, I told my wife about the inherent variance of MTTs and how I couldn’t promise to come home with a bracelet from the @WSOP.

Her: That’s understandable, but how about some earrings? Or maybe a necklace.