Blockhead

author | screenwriter | Bellagio native

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

Be strong. The urge to purchase WoW is heavy but it will feel like putting on an old suit. It won’t fit, you’ll be stale in your motions, chasing ghosts. A lot of nights with old friends who aren’t there.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

the frontier

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“I don’t care that she’s your best friend! Her parents are nuts! They have one of those drones!”

“Dad, everybody has one! No one cares. Sometimes they chase us with it. It’s funny.”

And what else can you even say?

[Ring @ring]

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[tk ⛽️ @tomkysar]

Peter Thiel

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

NK hackers probably aren’t interested in Pokemon and they definitely haven’t compromised something as secure as the @PSAcard database

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

Seeing this was like seeing a baby photo. I was instantly transported to being a child again, flipping through the slippery pages of the Target ads, coveting, amazed at the complexity of the story in the scene, imprinting it on my brain.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

You plan to spend your holidays playing GTA and WoW, if only your 16 year old self could see your 38 year old self now

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

old newspaper propaganda

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You ask the latest model how to tell your wife you don’t like it when she calls you “little bro”

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

I had this whole post in my drafts with a picture of a deserted booth but damn if the real thing isn’t better.

He just did it. I wrote it and this drunk single dad just did it.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

The state of the card hobby.

A grown man getting detained after yelling at children about crowding his trade night showcase.

A room full of single fathers, all with their phones out, snickering as police manhandle one of them.

Who wants a $100 repack?

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

Yes, this is what social media was made for. A dysgenic jackass telling a horrible story for no reason other than to stoke pain in others. You expect nothing more from a hack writer of cartoon slop in his 50s.

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

A dog jumped the fence at our local dog park while we were there this morning and got hit and killed by a car before anyone could stop it and I'm still having a hard time getting it out of my head. Sorry to trauma dump.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

The state of the card hobby.

A grown man getting detained after yelling at children about crowding his trade night showcase.

A room full of single fathers, all with their phones out, snickering as police manhandle one of them.

Who wants a $100 repack?

[Boston Card Hunter @BosCardHunter]

Higher quality vid of the entire exchange at Dallas card show

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

America bans outside internet.

It seems deranged, at first. Build the firewall. We miss out on Japanese anime and Russian security cams.

But now the soft, doughy boomers who control the wealth are protected from Indian scammers and Chinese hackers. Keep it farm to table.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

wait

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you thought NFT influencers were bad but BD people connected to the Chinese state department are worse.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

You’ll look back when Topps blew having almost every major sport license.

Every person I’ve met associated with this company is spiritually a crypto Indian scammer using free ChatGPT.

I look forward to including a story about being screwed by Topps for $15k in my upcoming book.

[Topps @Topps]

We recently discovered a production error in 2026 Topps Cosmic Chrome Baseball that resulted in Supernova cards for 23 of the 25 players being inadvertently omitted from the product. 

We sincerely apologize for this error. To address it, we are introducing a Supernova Card Program that will allow collectors with the eligible Interstellar Gold /50 cards to obtain the corresponding player's Supernova cards.

The Black Hole program remains live and active, with its rules and prizes unchanged other than as provided by this update. The first eligible collector to redeem codes from 10 distinct Supernova cards of the same player and complete the required verification will receive that player’s 1/1 Black Hole Autograph card.

Full details: https://t.co/pt2fIzuAmN

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

the Japanese word for the feeling of the return of a 120 follower international mutual who you feared you’d seen for the last time

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It’s only legal for a few weeks,
Parents can blind box their kids’ futures.

“How bad is working retail at 41 anyway?”
“They might be a professional athlete!”

Much like real life, no one expects their child will end up as an alcoholic garbage man.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

Recently developed a new AI thingy!

We recorded with special cameras near the highest volume dealers at the Dallas Card Show and tracked every cash sale within 500 feet, using proprietary facial and speech recognition tools!

Very excited to share our results!

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

INT. BIG BOX STORE

Dozens of groggy-looking adults, in sad caps and baggy clothes, line up. They meander, chat idly, waiting to buy the latest box of cards of cartoon monsters. They’ve been waiting for hours.

A child sleeps on the cold, laminated tile next to a Caution sign.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

I must legally disclose I am paid to dismantle bad writers who talk about Las Vegas. I receive 2 Roberto’s horchatas and 50 Crystal Palace tokens a month.