EU undiplomat Josep Borrell

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[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

Yay, I won an award!

Oh, wait...

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[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

Well, that went great.

Cough.

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[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

Oops: I got caught with my pants down 😳

Don't watch @RoFreudenstein and @mlrchtr! 🙈

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[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

Scoring another own goal for the EU!

Well done, my predecessor @FedericaMog and @HvRpersonal.

Oh wait...

https://t.co/aVhwIHj0iO @alemannoEU @mvanhulten

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

Cough

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[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

Anyone fancy hiring my predecessor @FedericaMog?

She got herself into a bit of trouble.

@collegeofeurope @HvRpersonal

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[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

No animals were harmed in the making of our clip.

@BerlayCat volunteered for tuna ;-)

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

I already got an email warning me not to disinform MEPs about disinformation. In Chinese 😬

[Bart Groothuis @bgroothuis]

Research into the growing problem of #disinformation should be objective & fact-based. Any doubt, as is currently the case concerning a recent @eu_eeas report, requires clarification. This is why I sent EU Foreign Affairs Chief
@JosepBorrellF a letter + 58 MEP’s, cross-party👇

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

Happy birthday to me 😊

@MargSchinas was too busy filming to sing.

[Margaritis Schinas @MargSchinas]

Daily ⁦coordination meeting of ⁦@EU_Commission⁩ #coronavirus crisis team, this morning starts with virtual “happy birthday” to ⁦@JosepBorrellF⁩. Quite a moment !

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

I didn't know a diplomat needs to be diplomatic :-/

[Greens/EFA in the EU Parliament 🌍 @GreensEFA]

The comments of the High Representative of the EU @JosepBorrellF on the youth movements for climate are unacceptable for a representative of the EU. We'll be asking for a full explanation from him next week.

#fridaysforfuture #climatestrike #climatecrisis

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

@laurnorman @damonwake Glad you agree I'm way cooler than Mockerini.

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

Any tips for dealing with a weak and ineffective U.S. President? Asking for a friend.

[Not Real Donald Trump @RealDonalDrumpf]

Remember when I said that starting a war with Iran was a great way for a weak and ineffective President to get out of a political jam and win re-election? It’s foolproof! #ThrowbackThursday #WWIII

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

@Billbrowder Doing my homework and repenting: ✏️ 100 X

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[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

@Billbrowder Doing my homework and repenting: ✏️ 100 X

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[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

Already pissed off @Billbrowder. Great start of my mandate.

[Sir William Browder KCMG @Billbrowder]

I’m genuinely surprised that Josep Borell, the new head of the European Union External Action Service (the EU’s equivalent to the State Dept.) didn’t know what the Magnitsky Act was when confronted by members of parliament yesterday. He needs to bone up quickly.

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

Glad to report my gender change was painless.

#teamUrsula

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

My legacy.

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

Wishing my successor good luck.

#EPhearings2019

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

Psst, @EUvsDisinfo.

I think my screensaver has been hacked by @Pr0ud_Bear. 😳

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

If you want to join our club, hold free and fair elections.

If you want to leave our club, we'll ignore @Arron_banks and @Pr0ud_Bear.

As long as you do.

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