Eve

I ate an apple with a worm in it, it's fine I'm not mad #parody account bois!!! prolly like 6000 years young or something

[Eve @EVEnsteven__]

EVEn I am not perfect
#butcloserthanadam

[Eve @EVEnsteven__]

Actually me when they blame sin on Adam

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Me to Adam when everyone starts pinning the first sin on him. #beentheredonethat

[Eve @EVEnsteven__]

Q-what time of day was Adam created?
A-a little before eve

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Me when Jesus saved my sin for the world

[Eve @EVEnsteven__]

God:I just created a 24 hour period of light and dark on Earth
Angel:What are you going to do now?
God: I’m tired, let’s just call it a DAY.

[Eve @EVEnsteven__]

Q-where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?
A-when Adam and Eve needed more COVERAGE! #allstate #areyouingoodhands?

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Q-Why was Adam a famous runner
A-because he was first in the human race

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The only valentines gift I'll be getting is chocolate covered sinful apples #tastethesin

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I'm basically the reason Adam didn't have to spend Valentine's Day alone so.. #urwelcomemydude

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Me when I found out I came from Adams ribs

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Me after sinning

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When god had to kill the first animal for ADAMS sin

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Thank you god for clothing Adam and I #skinisasin

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When @Adam_from_gen says the first sin is my fault

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Me finally leaving earth after 6000 years

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My heart just pooped its pants for you God!

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Thank you from reminding me I'm the reason for sin #shouldacouldawoulda

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When @Adam_from_gen doesn't protect me from the apples

[Eve @EVEnsteven__]

I brought sin #dealwithit