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[Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso @KwankwasoRM]

This brings back fond memories of our many road trips across Nigeria in 2022–23 —especially the night we spent sleeping in our cars at a fueling station in the forest outside Kaiama, Kwara State.

His Excellency Peter Obi and I are still agile and fully ready for the task ahead. Are you? - RMK

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"F@ilure, sh@meless APC, look at the current condition of the road you people are passing through to go and campaign.”

— Delta State residents call out people inside an APC-branded bus as it passes through Agbarho Road.

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatedera]

This is a compilation of Ronaldo scoring free kicks against Courtois, Neuer, Yan Sommer, De gea and oblak who are all “Mid goalkeepers” 🤡🤡🤡

[Oluwaseun Alaka @oluwaseun_alaka]

He has seen your pay package sir

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 La Liga president Javier Tebas on Man City punishment: “I believe it should be the STRICTEST punishment in the Premier League regulations”.

“It must serve as an example. Violating the rules for over 10 years is a very serious thing”, told FIFPRO.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

A lot of very bad people are getting really mad at this, mostly in French

[Anambra 1st son @UchePOkoye]

How is this even normal?

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

Tompolo is sharing 50 vehicles per state for Tinubu reelection campaign?

Ask me again where your subsidy money went. 😔

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Nigeria will not recover after the rule of Sauron.

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

i no understand, how much una dey give men wey you dey expect 500k wig money from?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐓𝐅 𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇪🇸 @jamiuxxvi]

When i see a beautiful woman but she's fat

[Abia Daily @myabiadaily]

‼️BEWARE OF FAKE NEWS! ❌❌❌❌This is Port Harcourt, Rivers State. ❌❌❌❌❌

[Oluchi @Oluchi02v2]

You have said it all sir.

[Mike @osemike300]

If I quote you make I bend 😂😂

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Manchester City inflated their revenue for £900 MILLION.

For context Everton inflated it by £25m and were docked 8 points.

[KAI @Kai_RMCF]

The 3 pillars of football corruption.

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

Nigerians don’t even know what Dele Alake and his team are digging out and shipping out of the country.

[TheFV @futbolverdict]

So Crystal Palace walked away from this deal worthy £35M for Marc Guehi so that they can sell him to Manchester City for £20M.

Manchester City are really good when it comes to business

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"Awolowo and Jakande gave us free education and healthcare and didn't see it as an achievement, but you see student loans as an achievement" - Actor Laide Olabanji speaks out.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Jon Snow was a bastard but never a cheat.