Ellllllllllllllllls

BITCHES LOVE RAIN

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

Why do I keep, naturally calling the dog I’m sitting my fishes name… when do I ever tell my fish to come here!?

[Noah Kocher @nolankosher]

Familiar Faces

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Every day, a new celebrity you thought was cool tweets positively about NFTs. But you can help: make fun of them

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

Coming at me 😈😅

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

There are those friends who are real sudden dropout texters. You know you only have like 4 text exchanges with them tops before they disappear into the night. You have to be ready. Come with a plan. Get your important questions out right away because they’ll be gone like THAT

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

Lemme bless y’all with a dad joke straight from the source 😂

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

if maslow knew about dipping sauces he would have put them in his little hierarchy

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

My mom was complaining about her double chin so I sent her a pic of her youngest child….a selfie I titled “12 year old boy”. She said wow 12 isn’t lying!! I’m her youngest. It’s me 25 year old daughter!!

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

“Oh I forgot you millennials don’t do normal TV (cable/dish) anymore”

- umm no ma’am my 25 year old ass isn’t gonna pay an outrageous amount of money for 1,583 channels I don’t care about, with ads I don’t wanna watch..

[🌺 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑'𝖘 𝖆𝖉𝖛𝖔𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖊 🌺 @FillaneAmmisto]

@GreatKellyB @MacMcCannTX @JordanUhl @influencersitw

[cory @coolmathgame_]

quit my job today

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

Do you ever talk to dogs out loud & then stop & think, wow I’m talking to myself. How about a dog with the same name…?
Well it’s Day four: I’m not going crazy…but I swear she’s starting to reply..

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

A pescatarian feeds live crickets to a bearded dragon.. There’s something off about this…

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

@imjusherewildin @Profgampo YASSS IM SO PUMPED!!!

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

My day wasn’t even going bad, but now it’s going extremely well…. ABOUT TIME MT @Profgampo

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

It ain’t a competition, it’s a happy go lucky world c’mon.

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

Can’t make small minds think big thoughts.

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

Do you drive right, around the block after accidentally pissing someone off in the left turn lane, or are you normal?

[nathan peterson @petenathanson]

stay golden

[Ellllllllllllllllls @EWLaLet]

Life is so fucking funny it hurts, amirite?