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-MY PATIENCE IS WANING,
IS THIS ENTERTAINING?-

30, HE/THEY-! 😎 Rocket Executive- the /DEFACTO/ best disguise artist in Johto ✨

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━ 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐁𝐘𝐄 𝐌𝐑 𝐀
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐔𝐒
𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 ━

[ written by #canislucas ]

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@XENISMSS DO I?

...Very much so! [Grinning like a kid in a candy store]

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@XENISMSS

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What is , "Homestuck"

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@JOHTOPUNK ATTACK ON TITAN :]

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Anna. I don't "stand gay", right? [ <- In Denial]

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Happy birthday, Gold! You ruined my life and my reputation! I hope you're happy, because I'm sure not! That's why I left a pipe bomb in your mailbox!

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@LambdaPetrel Well said, other me! My gender is- [Obscured by a loud explosion]

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🍿

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@Iachryrose ...We have a good dental plan [ 😊 ]

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Good morning!

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WEEZING WEDNESDAY-!!!

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@nonrocket 😈

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Let's just say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, what do you think would happen if I blew up Rocket Hideout?

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@LambdaPetrel GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE! [gnawing on orange peel]

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@RADI0EXEC Mmmm..... fine. I'll be on my best behaviour, you'll see then! [ 😊 ]

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'Dey dissin de Boss... [ ☹️ ] Archer! Help me out 'ere...

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@GRISEOUSGEAR 😊😊😊🧨🧨🧨🧨

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@RADI0EXEC Exe- I'M IN.

[A devious grin stretches wide across the Executive's face. Oh god. Archer has definitely made a mistake offering to co-op with /Proton/.]

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@RADI0EXEC Really? Fffffuck yeah! Make my job more explody, will ya?

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@RADI0EXEC :(

But I'm tired of work... the only thing I /ever/ do is do surprisingly accurate cosplay of famous politicians to rake in scam money. Where's the pizazz? The drama? The stage lights and theatrics? The EXPLOSIONS?

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@LambdaPetrel We'll blow soooo much stuff up... [ 🎶 ]

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...BAJEESUS! TWO OF ME! Hello, other me! Together, we can cause /SO MUCH CHAOS/.