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perpetually confused

pro/darkshippers go AWAY ^_^

I:S::K:F

ic : @ / ievifav

[Annika 🍎 @aamazingannika]

LOVEEEE the “pets look like their owners” theory because yes agree my gf and I each put 50% of our DNA into this cat

[esoteric fat boy @xezirsalad]

living in a conservative town means sometimes the fаgcent slips in public so one time i heard a little girl at the grocery store go "mommy mommy! he sounds like lumpy space princess!!" like ouuu she got me good

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“After hearing the gunshots, many people yelled ‘Get down!’ which caused Nicki Minaj to start twerking. Can you believe it? She’s the only one that really understood what that meant.”

— Trump on the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

[MILGRAM -ミルグラム- 公式 @MILGRAM_info]

「弱肉共食」500万再生突破ありがとうございます！

MILGRAM -ミルグラム- / ハルカ「弱肉共食」第一審MV
https://t.co/zFfmnB4eNX

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

In 2026 we get health information from They Might Be Giants instead of the FDA

[RED 🥯 (shedtwt dni) @redrrrree]

My sisters drawing

[Ratbat (kofi.) @123456789Ratbat]

I FOUND IT

[gifs but slightly faster @gifsbut]

poor charlie brown killed and turned into a crunch bar

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Our Manager Jacob (a homosexual) is recovering after overconsuming ranch dressing. Our Janitor heard grunting noises and saw white liquid seeping under the bathroom stall before heroically rushing in to take a photo.

Nevaeh Petty performed Mouth to Mouth restoration on Jacob, which made him come too in disgust until he could be transported to the hospital.

Celina 52 MGMT

[alien crime lord @user823493247]

it is so sad how the creator of the absolute deltarune au died in a nuke and now we'll never get to see where that au was going

[Dylan 🏳️‍⚧️ @DivisiveDylan]

genuinely why do some people censor consonants instead of vowels it has always baffled me

[🐦PEPO THE POTATO 🥔🍉 (COMMS OPEN) @PepoPepito7]

Blue's... kinda similar
#deltaruneㅤㅤㅤ

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[nik ⚧︎ (^_^) @kurom3owz]

WE UP A BILLION. THROW SOMETHING ON THE GRILL. SMOKE THAT PACK. WE GOT HIM

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Mango Day.

[RUST 🔩 @RUSTSICK]

Me: I think I might have OCD 🥺👉👈

That VERY OCD: You’re a subconscious compulsive liar. You should take that back. It’s not true.

Me: Okay 😔

[XII {MDNI} (29/100) @meltingintotime]

Angel wings
#deltaruneㅤㅤㅤ

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

you’re fucked up for what you did to those people in the digital circus