› Mike Crew

youngest vast avatar. spiral evader. don't ask me about paris.

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

› ease your weary mind, we'll be
alone
where the skies are grey
where we belong.

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@IT4ANGEL Hold on I'll ask this bloke if I can take it with me

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

Been gettin into squid games lately

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@IT4ANGEL I am beign abducted as we speak

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@Nepotheism Trenchcoat and slacks fine?

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

So basically falling down the stairs 47 times consecutively is super deadly

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@Nepotheism Ehh fuck it, why not, got nothing better to do

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@Nepotheism What in the piss is the ever grand

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@Nepotheism What is this pissing contest what do you want from me i have like 4 pence

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@Nepotheism Pipe bomb

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@Nepotheism FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK Y

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@Nepotheism It's not a competition you little shit

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

hheml

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@MagnusHRDepart i beg your finest pardon

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

usually the man i hallucinate in the window every time

[🦈 @SH_4RK]

people who shower for 30+ minutes, what do you even do in there?? what makes it take so long for you to shower, genuine question

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@HodgeMagnus HELP ?,

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@HodgeMagnus HODGE HELP ME QUINN'S BUSY AND I'M GONNA DIE

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@RAYH0UND its not a new thing

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

i'm going to die.

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

guess i'm throwin some bloke through the ozone layer today

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

guess i'm throwin some bloke through the ozone layer today

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@RAYH0UND hm, alright then. see you shortly

[› Mike Crew @EX_ALTORIA]

@RAYH0UND but i'm built like a pool noodle