Eric Chestnut

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

Getting blue-balls waiting for my power to go out #SnowGoodInTheHood

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

People in my life are genuinely concerned about how single I am. I'm genuinely concerned about my roster on Pokemon Gold #Gameboy #NoGameBoy

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

Donald Trump has tangents on tangents on tangents #JINA

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

@doodleshark92 Nah. He's twirling around DC in Marine One. I'm rolling around York in a station wagon.

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

@doodleshark92 #PrezProblems

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

I'm still in deep denial that I have to plan this reunion. And by plan I mean call some bars/ask some questions. Don't worry '10. I got this

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

12 Year Old: "Man, Mr. Eric, I'm gonna find you a girl on eBay."
I get a lot of unsolicited relationship help. This is the best by far.

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

@ssjsports #ISeeWhatYouDidThere

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

My favorite artificial flavor is blue. But not too blue. I'm talkin cobalt and lighter, up through teal. Occasionally Turquoise #WatsYoFlava

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

Being a kid means digging a hole because you WANT to. That's YOUR hole. Fill it with hose water, bury a toy, make a worm coliseum, its YOURS

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

@ssjsports requested this on the way back from DC. Absolute classic.

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

A dap is like a snowflake, no two are exactly alike. I go in with preconceived notions of how someone is going to dap me up. Always wrong.

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

Melissa McCarthy, when that air marshal gives you a hall pass, you know who to call ;)

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

@emudrock ...We're waiting.

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

HDTV making #SNL40 look like #SNL80

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

The media needs to stop acting like Brian Williams sexually assaulted a zoo animal. The man fibbed. Find me one person who hasn't fibbed.

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

@SplashBros35 @shelbynbleile I'm not about that life anymore. We came from darkness, so shall we return to darkness #CircadianRhythmProblems

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name is my name too.

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

@shelbynbleile @callmemaripatra And I missed my thug friends. Sorry I lost my keys last night.

[Eric Chestnut @E_Coconut]

Lost my keys, probably whilst taking a leisurely stroll last night. This is what happens when I leave the house #HowardHughesWasRight