The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.
The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.
Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.
If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
@AnfieldEdition@AxelHesse1 Never seen such fake fanbase as liverpool's. Anfield is worse than a library and the fans are indian cunts harrassing a title winning manager.
@MObfuscated@matthewdmarsden That's ridiculous. Klopp went 5th and 3rd with this team. Slot came in, re-energized and did better than klopp with that team, became champion and had a very poor second season.
@thudock11@LFCApproved That's 5 years before with a totally different team, and mane/salah/firmino/vandijk in their prime. Last seasons he went 5th and 3rd and got beat by atalanta in the europa league.