Fonzworth Tesla

I like fried chicken, watermelon, and kool-aid!!!!! Don't judge me!

[Fonzworth Tesla @E_Harris58]

I wake up to see Jada Fire trending but got to act like I don’t who that is 😂

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Gaming as an adult:
-Think about gaming all day
-Get home
-Too tired to game
-Try again tomorrow 🥲

[Jonathan Fujii @jonathanfujii_]

The New York Knicks at halftime:

[Slick @NickStillHere]

How niggas look at me when I say I don't know how to play Spades:

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[Leem 🍉 @leemfisto]

67 and 69 when 68 shows up

[Dr. Freeze @OfficiallyIce]

Lmaooo @ thinking niggas goin to work on 11/19

[Spencer @Spencer_404_]

Guess what also lasted longer than Destiny

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

I promise you want your car to be a little bit percent computer

[Homelander @Homelandertc]

How are you still Alive after I took you to space.

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Trying to get a job without connections

[Elisha Surillo @elishasurillo]

@litteralyme0 1. Phone
2. Keys
3. AirPods
4. Wallet
5. Gun

[⊹ @DEAADSEAA]

Nigga oh my goddddd

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Hold on man, Akademiks been eating dick all these years and never met him?

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

“Press R3”

8 year old me:

[Zara @zaracraves]

“Lil Caesars good as fuck when you don’t got a bitch in yo ear saying it’s nasty” - a real mf

[NDA Youngboy 📺 @RealTweetsOnly]

Wearing my AP around my neck like the millennium puzzle

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA when Trump fixes a problem he created in the first place:

[Bria Solé @bria_sole]

@_6signxxx We could learn somethings from the french

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

the answer is a nationwide strike but niggas not bout that.

[$ @aliyahvallen]

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