Eamon Conway

Creative Director. I consider myself an artist, but I only want to make art for corporations.

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

"The sky is the limit!"
-my rejection letter from NASA

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*Giving a nod to the guy stuffing me in a wood chipper so he knows I use power tools*

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

The term is actually “ga slight”

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

@InternetHippo gotta change the profile pic if you're gonna do this

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

The copywriter for Subway pitching “PRO-ferred”

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

@ramit To be fair “crypt” was right there in the name the whole time.

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

@BonerWizard Easy for him to say. He’s made dozens of dollars.

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@fro_vo Everyone’s emigrating to other places in search of a new life while everyone here is debating if a woman saw a lizard person. Elon has recreated the Potato Famine.

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

Oh. You like kids, huh?… Name 3.

*Doctor informing me we’re having triplets*

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@the_transit_guy

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

The plan: a new Energy Drink Brand

[Bloomberg @business]

LATEST: Japan is working to release about 500 Olympic pools' worth of treated radioactive water from Fukushima as soon as August, reports say.

Here's everything you need to know⬇️ https://t.co/yf0buOfXtq

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

Main Characters over the last 7 months
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Large Adult Submarine Stepson

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@hsilkchampagne *Hydroplaning Crooner

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@AJscherz Not when u have a permanent buzz from the energy crystals under the city

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

NYC air quality = 8 cigs/day.
Pack of cigs in NYC = $18
$322 back in your pocket each month.
#hustle

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Remember how you could pay $1 extra to get your song to the top of the playlist on TouchTunes?
That’s Elon’s business model.

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@Pirates 👑
Free idea: “Joe with Joe” segment with reviews.

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@ZeroSuitCamus https://t.co/WZkIkcReAC

[danlet @evildanevil]

You brake checked me. I’m holding an open beer and you brake checked me

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

@SILICAPSYBIN

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

@LeighWolf @FuckCarsReddit Lmao. You’re a “Creative”

[Eamon Conway @EamonConway]

@okstate