𝓓𝓻𝓸𝓹 𝓭𝓮𝓮𝓴 🍆

The key to being happy is just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense. And eventually, you'll be dead. 🙂👍

[neko @neekokix]

yeah sex is nice but so is cuddling under a blanket skin to skin when it’s raining out

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

⚠️ Warning: extremely sad footage!!!

A cat owner posted a video showing an automatic feeder that was supposed to give his cat a proper meal — but dispensed just a single piece of kibble.

[dejavu @blueb4dawn]

Just saw a tutorial from a Chinese lesbian on how to eat pussy. The post has more bookmarks than likes

[︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ @fujisexxy]

it's 2026 and a Chinese lesbian just dropped the most detailed pussy eating tutorial
I was born in the right generation

[vladk0r @vladk0r_vlr]

kernel level anticheat vs tung tung tung cheat-hur

[Valkyrie but PMA @sren1ty_]

inside the mind of a Jetpack Cat player

[Mike ♚ 🌎 @mikeishere01]

Before ai we had this guy

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Somewhere a therapist is trying to get people to "live in the moment" while this girl is already three levels deep into a made up game that only exists in her head and involves real trains.

The world needs more pointless whimsy.

[얍 ⭑.ᐟ @yapyonk]

JAP JAP WHAT DO YOU MEAN NON MALAYSIAN CANNOT VIEW HIS TT ACC?!?? i just found out apparently indo, sg, brunei gov block his acc so non malaysian cannot see his posts 😲 sepowerful itu content dia ek damnnn

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇮🇳 India's government paves a road in a small village.

Hours later, locals dig it up and STEAL the asphalt.

The brand-new road disappears almost immediately.

Unbelievable... how do you fix this??

Writer: Samuel

https://t.co/mHzZyahqzv

[𝓓𝓻𝓸𝓹 𝓭𝓮𝓮𝓴 🍆 @EamonYeo]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Counter Strike Community @cs2com_]

This happened in pro match BTW

[lily🪷 @LilyPichu]

michael's been solo queueing overwatch and he keeps typing in all chat 'my girlfriend voices dmon' but nobody ever believes him

[We Love Pokemon @WeLovePokemon]

Ash Ketchum: "Do you even lift, bro?"

[Paragon @paragonelitexp]

#WeGood

[Anti Patting Petting Club @illegalHDBcat]

The biggest problem with nomads is that they are broke ass people in their own country and just leveraging on their currency to stay solvent in SEA, which is why you never see any “digital nomads” in Singapore. Cos those broke asses can’t afford it.

[Pokemon On X @PokemonOnX]

No way Groudon and Kyogre hate each other so much they beefing in other universe

[Santoryuu T @QuirklessBaddie]

Nah guys I have to share this everywhere, do you know how much this is making me scream?? SHSJSJSJSJSJ

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Everyone just waded through, but this guy actually did something about the flooding.