Early Morning Club

Dad of 1 | Loves caffeine | Still not 100% comfortable with poo | Blogging about the fun + challenges of parenthood

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@OhThatMomGlow @StoryBots Haha! Isn't it great?! What's your favourite song?

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I've just discovered @StoryBots and am now making excuses to watch it, even if my little boy isn't around

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What time was was everyone up this morning? ☕

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Thanks to BabyBus, I now know how to survive an earthquake. This is because EVERY SONG IS ABOUT HOW TO SURVIVE AN EARTHQUAKE

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Went to get some morning milk for my boy + came back into the lounge to find that he'd turned the TV to...Babestation 😑

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When your little person wears shoes for the first time and tries to walk...

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Well...I think we can all agree that #BeastFromTheEast is a disappointment

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Does your small person have Sophie the Giraffe?

https://t.co/XFkIi2viLU

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@blogofdad Haha...thanks! When the inevitable happens, I can just get on with my day. The only problem is that I will smell of baby poo 😞

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@The_dadventurer It's packed with absolute bangers 🤘🤘

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@propertyparent Can you confirm that it's better than nervously watching the baby monitor?

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@propertyparent I've been meaning to start it for AGES! Need something to fill that Game of Thrones shaped hole!

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Got myself a jumper which is the exact colour of baby poo.

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What were you doing at 4:30 this morning?

Me? I was being unexpectedly covered in my son's piss.

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@mightylorena To whoever created that shirt...

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@Autumns_Mummy Same! This just might be the worst tshirt I've ever seen!

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What does this tshirt say?

My Aunt?
My Cunt?
My Gunt?

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I wrote a love letter to Sophie the Giraffe...

https://t.co/5CYcXs4Giu

@1twoandSophieUK

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I've written a love letter to Sophie the Giraffe. Are you even a parent if you don't have a Sophie?

https://t.co/5CYcXs4Giu

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@propertyparent Aanndddd same!