PropertyParent

Dad of two, seller of houses, flyer of drones, professes to be a runner and often talks in third person. Drone YouTube:

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Important milestones with the kids today:
4 year old - had her ears pierced
1 year old - has found his penis

Big day.

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@est_hate We've been quiet today too after a really busy month....

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@BryonyAshaw @DaddyPoppinsBlg @bgeorgena0 @reallylolo @Autumns_Mummy @moderndadpages @MomHatter @HeatherKeet @mommydonelostit @blogofdad @TheAutismDada @npklip @ProseccoMum @ThePrintMum @threetimedaddy @MuddlyMum @WeeOhana @KidsDogCaravan @dadgeekuk @wormseyeview1 @Lingotasticuk @HumourDad @fatherhoodcouk @EarlyMorningClb @ChammyIRL @DaddyStinks @dxbdaddy @Ihatethisugh1 @ouralteredlife @Joseph @cheekydadblog @onehullofadad @kerrydickerso11 @Honest_Father @ourrachblogs @HamsterMckenzie @DaddingAround @TheStentedPapa @BurnettKerry @TashLula @thebusypapa @followourpath

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@blogofdad @TheAutismDada @askyerfather @Autumns_Mummy @DellerLisa @DaddyPoppinsBlg @ExploreEdmonton @reallylolo @mommydonelostit @dadgeekuk @wormseyeview1 @unconventnldad @ImBecWebb @Lingotasticuk @threetimedaddy @HeatherKeet @ProseccoMum @HumourDad @fatherhoodcouk @EarlyMorningClb @ChammyIRL @DaddyStinks @dxbdaddy @ThePrintMum @Ihatethisugh1 @ouralteredlife @Joseph @cheekydadblog @onehullofadad @KidsDogCaravan @kerrydickerso11 @npklip @MuddlyMum @Honest_Father @ourrachblogs @HamsterMckenzie @DaddingAround @TheStentedPapa @BurnettKerry @TashLula @A_Dads_Tale I'm still here... in the depths of the interweb.. somewhere....

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Just joined the 100 subscribers on YouTube club. VIRTUAL HIGH-FIVE! https://t.co/P1zqdvDgkB

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@Philipj10460857 @VodafoneUK At least yours is working..😂

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@VodafoneUK are you having issues with your broadband at the moment? Working from home is really hard with no internet.

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Hey world have been very quiet for ages but back with a new #youtubechannel with help for #firsttimebuyers. This video talks about the #helptobuy #equityloan from the UK Government.
https://t.co/jCaJEnBr1f

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Is anyone else having issues with amazon tv? Can't seem to watch anything?

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#WhenAManCooksDinner

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"Babe, name me a line from a Shakespeare play"
"You shall not pass!" She says!!
That's Lord of the Ring girl! @BeccaLWiltsher

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@BeccaLWiltsher You won't get any back chat from that when you moan "why aren't you flat anymore, your all slanted"!

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Is it acceptable for a 33 year old man to be buying Call of Duty #ModernWarfare ??

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@BeccaLWiltsher You know you're too late right?

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Just like a real estate agent? I've never been on hold for over six mins with any other agent... #purplebricks

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@GregorDuthie Surely that doesn't happen, it's like the only part of the job - apart from driving that is?!?!

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How would bus drivers know where to stop if people didn't put out their hands and waved them down???!! #thatswhatbusstopsarefor #theyknowwheretostop #thingsthatfrustrateme

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When you pick the wrong queue in the supermarket.

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@bobmillstt Hi Bob, would you agree that the players and their reactions have a huge impact on how the crowd react. Maybe we need to look at the players behaviour which often inflicts on the crowds reaction which could be worsened by alcohol? Lee Essex

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@She_Creature17 My daughter is 5 and she shares a bath with her little brother. They both love the time together in the bath and so do I. As soon as she asks to be left alone and I'm confident she's safe and can do it herself then that's the right age.

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Two hours ago I passed wind just before I got out of my car. I've just finished work and now have to suffer the smell I thought I had escaped earlier on the drive home..