Est-HATE Agent

30 yrs in the business, no end in sight.
(All views my own, subject to contract.)

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Every extra 15 minutes your kids study, is 15 minutes less they'll be waiting in the cold to show an idiot a flat #estateagent #viewing #noshow #timewaster #

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@KieranMaguire Damn there goes my brand new Sheffield Thursday shirt back in the wardrobe

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@SkyFootball Oli McSunburnie

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Should have given them interactive gloves to see how many knock on walls, run taps and flush toilets
for equally useless information

https://t.co/Xinn2UIcsU

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I think I've just seen the moment where #RishiSunak finally decided he just doesn't fucking need this......#BattleForNo10

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@fesshole Cockdown

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The phone hasn't rung once since the #GeneralElection was announced.......uh oh

#estateagent #sales #property

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@LidlGB Bag It Up (really fast)

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@9to5Google @NexusBen I thought it was just me

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@kit_geek @SpursOfficial @SpursShirt @footballconfid1 @TheSpursShirt @theshirtsearch @ThePedronator @knockemdownes @JackPittBrooke First time I saw this was in a magazine and I absolutely stared at it in obsession (then got the kit) A leap forward in design from the mainly white shirts and an new unknown kit maker and worn by Hoddle, Waddle, Allen x 2 etc. A really exciting modernising time for the club.

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@TheRyanHamilton Seahorses album was a gift to myself when I bought my first flat. Neighbours loved me......

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And this is why we have a "No Minotaurs" clause in our tenancy agreements

https://t.co/ybGLsU8Vxq

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@SpursOfficial Can't believe I'm gonna miss Antiques Roadshow for this

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@Johnny_Marr It's a difficult place to go

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@ThomasMorrisEA @thisismoney

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@maxrushden Neutral ground after crowd trouble at corresponding home game last year. Strict FFP guidance on gifts. We're looking for other results to do us a favour

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@eabanter Go on, before you leave, next viewing that's late REALLY rip into them

For all of us

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@eabanter Nooo! ( but how amazing for you)
You pioneered this whole funny property thing. It ain't easy. Thank you and Merry Xmas

(p.s 12 years? Lightweight😉 )

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Vendor: just checked my alarm, that was a long viewing??

Agent: oh they hated it but then I spent an hour filming myself dancing in your bedroom

https://t.co/psAgFN0w3h

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Quick look at the work emails before bed? What could possibly go wrong....#subjecttocontract #estateagent #property #sales

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@MuteUK @acrmcr Lovely surprise to have Loco live on Spotify. Saw you at eArth after lockdown and brilliant