Estate Agency Banter

The industry needs more humour and less cocaine.

[Estate Agency Banter @eabanter]

Logged back in for this

[christian @caquino__]

cousins friend went to view a house yesterday and the estate agent fell down the stairs 😭😭

[Fleur Elizabeth @fleurmeston]

Housing crisis so bad that there were queues outside an estate agent at 1am in Clapham 😞

[Estate Agency Banter @eabanter]

What a roller-coaster

[Homo Deus @La_j0lz]

If there’s an award for TikTok videos, this should definitely get it😭😭

[tom clarkson @clarksontom]

@eabanter 🤣

[AJ @Aj76568889]

@eabanter might be a hard one to sell

[Ben Broadhurst @BenBroadhurst]

@eabanter a competitor just described a property ‘in an idyllic rural setting’ because it has fields to the rear. I think they must have forgotten about to 50mph road at the front…

[WarrenB @WarrenBonathan]

@eabanter I just love how it’s not falling apart but that they just chose this photo.

[iyosias @iloveiyosias]

30 years ago they were really buying houses for the price of a used car and then going to college with gym membership money omg i’m so sick

[Falcon & Foxglove @FalconFoxglove]

National Conveyancers Week, most people settle for a day, but Conveyancers drag it out for the week. @eabanter

[DJ Jordan @djjordan23uk]

@eabanter 😂😂😂

[DJ Jordan @djjordan23uk]

Good ole Purple Shits are now ‘Free’, but wait, if you want accompanied viewings, that’ll be £899 please. Oh, you want photos, 3D tour and a floor plan, that’ll be another £699 please. 😂 @eabanter #purplebricks #estateagent #property

[DJ Jordan @djjordan23uk]

When you employ a cheap agent and upload your own photos 😂😂😂 @eabanter

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

A good friend of mine is a neighborhood planner

He has been my go-to source of information for the housing market over the past few years

He is currently working on a new neighborhood in Dallas, TX

Really happy to see new houses still being built in 2024

[Estate Agency Banter @eabanter]

Is the bedroom in the living room or vice versa?

[COKEKILLZ @Coke_KILLZ]

I hate ppl that decorate like this 🍅

[Estate Agency Banter @eabanter]

A £1.4m listing...

[Estate Agency Banter @eabanter]

"Do they accept DSS?"

[Estate Agency Banter @eabanter]

It's gorgeous n all but £35k A MONTH!

https://t.co/lgjvSD8XzN

[The Grumpy Property Manager @The_GRUMPYPM]

@eabanter found this gem on a member of staff FB page #Peterborough

[DJ Jordan @djjordan23uk]

When the seller of a house that goes on with another agent emails you asking for help with their search…… @eabanter @AgentDailyYawns @AgentMemes

[Estate Agency Banter @eabanter]

The "laugh, love" in the living room is just **chefs kiss**

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Excluding houses with severe fire damage, I don't think I've seen a worse interior https://t.co/hx95hu45YZ