Keith423

Born in the UK. Moved around a bit. Lived in Japan for 5 years. Retired back to the UK

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

🚨Breaking: Rishi Sunak has handed a knighthood to Tory minister Alister Jack who admitted placing three bets on the election date, just an hour before polls closed in the General Election

https://t.co/u1u6NvfVw6

[count Von Kessler @Christo03770888]

But Are you old enough to remember or even know the show …🤔

[Keith423 @EarnshawUk]

@Author_JimGould Why sad? Are we playing "What did the Romans ever do for us?"

[Graham Hughes Has Left The Building @EveryCountry]

NEVER FORGET

A few hours before this picture was taken, THEY were having sex in a closet, puking in a waste paper bin, breaking a child's swing and spraying wine up the walls. Empty cocaine baggies everywhere.

NEVER FORGET WHAT THE TORIES DID

NEVER FORGET. NEVER FORGIVE.

[Wat_the_deuce 🍀🇮🇪☘️ 2 @wat_thee_deuce_]

Who remembers?

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

@EdwardJDavey Good luck Ed
You’ve kept us smiling throughout
Really hope the @LibDems do brilliantly tonight 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[Keith423 @EarnshawUk]

@BexBookaholic How do you encourage shy people who want to learn about the books but don't feel confident enough to chip in as they are used to being ridiculed and want to gain some security by listening to others first.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

#ToriesIntoThird trending

If you haven’t already, go to
https://t.co/3Rt9iA6euK

Once we knew Labour would win, our tactical voting purpose has been exactly this for a long time now

#ToriesIntoThird

Come on Lib Dems @LibDems

Nothing will change the conversation more 👍🏼

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Mmmm. You’re the Chancellor of the Exchequer and your eve of poll message is that the tap water is drinkable again and you should be really grateful …. Not sure this is quite the vote winner he seems to think

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

Ok everyone. Let’s not fuck this up. After 14 yrs, 5 abysmal prime ministers, a shitload of contempt, lies, corruption and total steaming uselessness… we need to tell these Tories what we think.
Our vote is our voice and we should use it. Or nothing will change.
Get. Them. Out.

[Phil @Philmoorhouse76]

There is no problem which doesn't get smaller with fewer Tories. Poll ranges show a realistic outcome with Tories in third place. It's within grasp. https://t.co/ZPUoSdWFPE

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

@RishiSunak PPE Lane plus £10 billion of wasted PPE?

In addition you’ve signed cheques for Tory donors to the point of siphoning

£8.4 BILLION of govt contracts since 2015
To firms controlled by donors who gave the Tory Party £53 MILLION

Good return on investment eh?
@PeterKGeoghegan

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

What’s worse…

A PM who presides over ‘wine time Fridays’ from 4pm

Or one who wants to spend Friday evening from 6pm with his young family?

Tough one.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Favourite moment of the campaign this week was an 84 year old phone banker looking up from her sheets as if she were Lazarus because she could see again thanks to the reading glasses my husband bought her from Poundland.

[Andrew Till @tillathenun]

I wonder if the value of the pound/stock market will rise tomorrow if Labour win? My assumption is there'll be a bit of renewed optimism in the markets.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Read this ⏬️

Here’s to you @MattCainWriter
And your Dad❤️

Partygate - we haven’t forgotten no matter how many times the Tories have told us we should

#ToriesIntoThird #GE24 #GeneralElection24

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nigel Farage got £750,000 from Coutts as compensation for nothing.

Even worse Coutts is owned by NatWest which is 39% owned by you.

So YOU paid Nigel Farage £292,750, for whining because he didn't have enough money for an account.

RT if he needs to repay every penny.

[Phil @Philmoorhouse76]

If, like me, you're planning on just going to sleep and waking up for the full results, but you know it will be too exciting and you might be scrolling your phone in bed at 3am, I'd recommend planning. Get sweets that won't wake others up - I'm getting Haribo and jelly babies.

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

Come on Tatton. We can make history. We can win so much here.
We can unseat McVey.
We can have our first ever Labour MP here.
And, we can have an MP to be proud of.
He’s too modest to say it, but he’s bloody great.
Let’s do this. Vote Ryan. Vote Labour.

[Kit Yates @Kit_Yates_Maths]

For all those saying "They apologised, you should move on."

Remember this.

They weren't sorry when you didn't know.