cats will be like "hello!!! we have a VERY IMPORTANT message for you!!! but you have to leave your office and come into the living room to hear it!!" and then the message is just "Hello I am a cat"
Apparently people are folding their grocery bags into tiny perfect triangles now. I thought we all agreed the proper storage method was to nominate the strongest grocery bag and stuff 63 other bags inside it, like our mothers and grandmothers before us.