Robert Fettuccini

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she/them •

very good at eating plants •

also very good at killing plants •

Libra ♎

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

@pipinbot Fred's happy when anyone other than Red Bull wins 😂

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

We will.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

this does not look like a “Hunt for Hamas”

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

Started 2024 with an eye infection and a 4 week ban from wearing contacts 🙃

[Sa’eed Jiddan @mish_aderr]

“They are savages/rapists that’s why we genocide and enslave them”

- Every single European settler colony since the 1400’s

[Pelham @Resist_05]

Dear world… I would like to report a theft

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

Me watching the washing machine do its thing, knowing I plumbed that thing in by myself

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

Done FAR too many grown up things lately, so we had to even it out with a happy meal

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

This year sucks.
I want a refund pls

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

Don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed that I went to Starbucks 3 times today

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

@AnotherPlumbob It's never too late to turn them into vampires 😭

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

I can't wait for the next few weeks to be over with so my siblings can stop calling me a lunatic

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

@JosieCalve Hahaha I honestly had no idea until I saw Taylor Swift in the tags! It was buried in a random Instagram store. They nearly tricked me!

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

I nearly unwittingly bought wall art with Taylor Swift lyrics in it

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

@ShoobySims Please could I have Horse Ranch 💕

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

@bckyrose Holy crap this unlocked a memory!

[Robert Fettuccini @EarthToNeomi]

Had my new car less that 24 hours and I've already broken it.