Earth

I may be 4.5 billion years old, but I’m still in my prime.

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

@woolymamwashere ...

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

This cold is actually so repetitive and I'm getting pissed!
It's now ice age #5 (the Quaternary Ice Age) and this one seems like it'll be her for a while...great
#earth #Cenozoic #Quaternary #2.6million-yrs-ago

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

@theiaisnothere it was your fault girl

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

Got into a fight with Theia
The darn planet crashed into me
Only positive was the debris formed some thing circulating around me — gonna call it the moon 🌑🌒🌓🌔
#earth #Precambrian #Hadean #4.5billion-yrs-ago #mooncrash

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

@rodinia_super Awwww, miss you too!! but it was definitely for the best babe
#friendsforlife

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

Well species are starting to go extinct at unusually high rates, I hope my theory isn't true...
#Cenozoic #Holocene #evolution #notagain

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

can somebody please tell me if we are in the middle of a mass extinction rn?!
if we are, and yall do go, i’ll kind of miss yall. you’re good company (except you James). but lowk you smart little walking things kind of need to leave. y’all are polluting me, making me dirty with your McDonald’s wrappers, and killing my friends. #I’mDone
#6thmassextinction? #Cenozoic #Holecene #torn

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

OOOO humans found fossils!!!
They found some dating back 3.5 billion years ago- all it is is some stromatolite (basically matted bacteria) in Western Australia. If only they could've been there...
#earth #Cenozoic #Holocene

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

these little humans are becoming so smart
they’re farming and building and everything! they even talk!!!
i can’t, they’re so cute

#fire #Cenozoic #Holecene #evolution

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

ANIMALLLSS
This era’s Major Faunaaaaa is widely known as the Age of Mammals- there has been an explosive radiation and dominance of mammals and birds.
The Cenozoic Era has now developed all the way up to humans (who are dominant btw) and present day mammals, reptiles, birds, etc.
#earth #Cenozoic #MajorFauna

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

LOOK AT MY PLANTS!!!🌿
After the dinosaurs disappeared my forests started changin BIG TIME!
My Cenozoic Era is being defined by a dominance of flowering plants (angiosperms) and the rise of vast grasslands.
My seasons are also constantly shifting now causing plant distribution to become more regional.
#earth #Cenozoic #MajorFlora

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

WHERE'S MY SEAA!!!🌊😭
My sea level is SO LOW right now! It’s the lowest It’s been in all of my history
Why you ask? I have massive quantities water locked up in giant sheets from the ongoing ice age. Ugh...you know I hate the cold
#earth #Cenozoic #Quaternary #23,000yearsago

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

My first little humans are appearing! They’re developing larger brains, making advanced tools, and learning how to adapt to their environment...it's so cute🥰
Looks like these humans are going to have a bigger impact on me than I thought…
#earth #Cenozoic #Quaternary #300,000yearsago

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

Okay...these hominids are starting to walk on TWO legs more than they are crawling on all four limbs
Maybe this bipedalism thing will prove to be useful...I doubt it though
#earth #Cenozoic #Pliocene #4million-years-ago

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

My Cenozoic Era has been pretty lame so far but...something new is happening!!!
Some apes are evolving from the rest and I think they could really be something...for now I'll call them hominids
#earth #Cenozoic #Miocene #Pliocene #6-7mya

[Earth @Earth_4bill]

I'm actually so done with the cold.
During my Eocene-Oligocene transition Antarctica started FREEZING over
Yeah, I kid you not, freezing...
#earth #Cenozoic #Eocene #Oligocene #34million-yrs-ago