Tony Stark

Things are changing fast. There are people I need to protect. Responsibilities that I can't ignore. But one thing will always remain: I /am/ Iron Man.

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

@BunnyCrosis

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

“When the room starts moving without you… ‘kay, maybe I’ve had enough to drink.”

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

“I’m Batsy.”

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

♪ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɢɪʀʀʀʟ…♪

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

How many pizzas should I buy for @GoWebsGo

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

Perfect analogy being 'Torture'. With a capital T.

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

@AraneusBiter Seriously? You're gonna stick me on my own roof? That's just a new low.

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

@AraneusBiter Yeaaah, gonna head back inside I think.

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

@AraneusBiter Or, better idea: let's not. Sounds like a great plan.

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

@AraneusBiter Usually that'd be a yikes moment, but I'm pretty sure we haven't touched third base yet.

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

@AraneusBiter Stairs.* So, what's happening?

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

@AraneusBiter Wanting to go there yet. Not after Hank's fall. Still, nothing wrong with an old fashioned door. Except the old fashioned --

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

@AraneusBiter And the sad part's that I can't even refute that. *I mumble. It would have been quicker with the repulsers, but not really --

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

Maybe-Should-Go-Screw-Himself Avenger."

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

@AraneusBiter [Sweetheart, it's only the points to you I don't record.]

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

@AraneusBiter [Yeah, I'm still classing that as 'points to me'. On my way up.]

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

@AraneusBiter [You're already on the roof, aren't you?]

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

"Not an Avenger."

[Tony Stark @EarthlyAvenger]

@AraneusBiter [Is that a polite way of hinting that you're swinging by regardless?]