Philip Banks

My life is dope and I do dope shit.

[Philip Banks @EarthwormJones]

@710forme I have no idea who to send this to 🤣🤣🤣

[Philip Banks @EarthwormJones]

@jonlajoiecomedy Banger first post of 2026 🧈

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@SharnamiEN @tuvati Sims 4?!?!

Sick fuck 😭

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@illyrianhigh @170Ramiz I love how all you have to do now to be called 'leftist' is disagree with trump on something lol.

It's a brilliant plan that will totally make people take your side 👍

[Philip Banks @EarthwormJones]

@JustinWhang 'Open dick surgery' is the funniest thing I've heard all week.

It would easily win any one of those 'Three word horror story' threads people like to make 🤣🤙

[Philip Banks @EarthwormJones]

@DojaCat Pinch and roll is in the top 5 best feelings in the world 🌏

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@muheediva01 @DailyLoud Somebody who's going to drop the act that got him famous while he remains incarcerated lol.

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@brockpierson I will never stop using Winamp 🤙

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@VICE The Jonestown basketball players all survived because they were playing an away game at the time 🤣🏀

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Why are you supposed to floss after brushing? Doesn't it make more sense to floss and THEN brush to get any debris that got dislodged? 🦷🪥🧵

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@creepydotorg Joey Crack the Don! Yeah ditching your kid is some evil shit. I knew people that had dad's that bailed and never reached out (including me), and didn't think much of it until I had a son myself. Literally nothing will short of death or prison will prevent me from seeing him.

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@skate @hufworldwide @nikesb @Vans Please make an actual game with a campaign instead of this F2P stuff 🙏

I beg of you.

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@BamTHC He's looking good! Getting back into shape and looking less like Don Vito lol 🤣

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@kevin_nealon Are they even tall enough to ride the rides? 🤣

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@EaracheRecords

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@homelesspimp Jim rules so much. Been one my faves forever 🤙

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@punt_rd Tool - Lateralus

Was the first CD I remember listening to that sounded like a journey from beginning to end.

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@BreakingBad_ I liked him much better in 'Better Call Saul'. Seemed like such a G in Breaking Bad, but in BCS we see just how low in the totem pole he was.

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@patriottakes It's like taking candy from a baby 🍭👶

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@Seinfeldism1 I always watch comedies before bed. I watch two episodes of 'Big City Greens' or 'Everybody Hates Chris' with my 8 year old every night. It's our tradition 🤙