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The White Phil Collins.
Box Beatin, Boomer Bendin, Bedroom Noodler. 🇺🇸

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V8 is the perfect nickname for @JaredVerse1 because much like V8 juice, he sucks and no one likes him.

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@CementHead70 @Browns You lead the league in losers every year, what do you mean?

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And 59 straight seasons of not allowing a Super Bowl in to Cleveland!

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

league-leading lock in 🔒

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Y'all motherfuckers are still talking about that Guthrie lady? Christ.

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@UDCincyFan How'd the first game go?

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@MySportsUpdate I call bullshit. No way this man could ever harm a foot, never mind 2 pairs.

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@kezookas @hermesverus @JazzaDickens10 It's quite obviously the exact opposite of gay. Something children wouldn't understand

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@kezookas @hermesverus @JazzaDickens10 It's a silent affliction really, which is what inspired my band name. We're a one piece Doom Blusion band.

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@kezookas @hermesverus @JazzaDickens10 If you are asking if I'm dead from drowning in all the ass I get from guitar, then yes I am dead ass.

I don't even enjoy playing, it's strictly for the laying. Something a child wouldn't understand.

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@lukadoncic the fuck are you doing?

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@TheLeftGuard Fine, Brisker will take this week off then you little bitch.

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@JomboyMedia "The fuck are you doing?"

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@kezookas @hermesverus @JazzaDickens10 It's not for fun. It's for pussy.

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@kezookas @hermesverus @JazzaDickens10 Phairly phallic but def not gay and def not for gay children.

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@uscfan981 At baseball?

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@27yearold @hermesverus @JazzaDickens10 Actually, Wu-Tang is not FOR children, it's FOR THE children. Completely different.

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@LangmanVince @grok I think that's the term that replaced "retarded". She's just saying she's retarded.

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@JosieAve Rob Gronkowski and it isn't that close. If anyone is answering anybody but him or Tony G, they're not worth listening to.

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@ThePoniExpress Or $0. Poni boy strikes again.

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@johnbreadstx We're on bye dawg and the bitch ass Brownies can't keep us out of their mouth. Pretty simple math.

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@Steelersdepot That's cause nobody likes @JaredVerse1 , not even his mama. Maybe he shouldn't have jumped on Mason's neck in the first place