Upper East Side Doorman

Have been in the industry for over a decade. Here to open the door into the world of those prestigious enough to live in a Doorman Building. Ask me anything.

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

If you've ever wanted to know or ask your doorman anything now is the time. Ask me ANYTHING.

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

Has anyone else noticed the weird sound in the lower 70s

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

@pablo_dandrade I guess. The formula is you must make 40x annually what the monthly rent is.

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

Guy comes in to inquire about the price of 1 bd apartment. Told him around $4,700. "Wow, that's a pretty good deal."

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

All the young couples are choosing to get dogs over having children. We have more than 30 dogs in my building, insane how many times the lobby rugs get peed on in a day.

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

Almost every night, I gotta deal with some sort of crazy homeless person in front of the building. Had a guy pull down his pants and take a dump in front of people like nothing, had another guy cut himself while yelling at me.
Was never like this before. Vibe isn't the same.

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

One of my former tenants was a male escort. You'd be surprised to learn that most of the women were good-looking and well-educated professionals with successful careers.

[NYPD 19th Precinct @NYPD19Pct]

Join us for our September Community Council Meeting on a new date: Tuesday, September 12th at 7PM!

Hear important community updates from our Commanding Officer & Council President — We look forward to seeing & hearing you!

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

@uppereastsiteny It's the elderly who are losing more and more every day. The closure of a pharmacy that delivers is bad hit for them, most of them won't make new arrangements.

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

I've noticed that over half of the @UberEats delivery people are using fraudulent credentials. E.g., App says delivery person is a woman in a Prius but in reality it's a man(sometimes multiple) wearing a ski mask on a scooter. Be careful, potential disaster waiting to happen.

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not a scientist but guessing that literally all of the world’s thunder and lightning is being concentrated on nyc right now

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

Have a few tenants who have nothing covering their windows, very odd bunch. Always wondered what the people from the buildings across see.

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

Handyman congratulated one of our tenants on her pregnancy. She hadn't shared the news with anyone yet and asked how he knew.

"You didn't clog your toilet this month."

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

@nycfreethinker Would be nice to know if there were family members who are willing to claim her.

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

We always find unique things that people throw away. Today, we found this, ashes still inside.

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

One of my coworkers is obsessed with Taylor Swift, always blasting her music in the locker room. It's a bit odd considering he's 68.

[PIX11 News @PIX11News]

Doormen on the Upper East Side are on the lookout after a slasher disfigured a doorman at The Fontaine.

https://t.co/EJBPuMW553

[Upper East Side Doorman @EastSideDoorman]

Almost every drunk tenant on a Saturday.