Phil East

Charity Deputy CEO; queer Christian; runner; pianist; arts-lover. Interested in things Methodist; LGBT+; theology; voluntary sector; laughs & jokes; @53rdBB

[Phil East @East_Tweets]

@unitedutilities still no water on Linney Road, Bramhall. Website says the work is complete/ problem fixed. What’s going on?

[Phil East @East_Tweets]

@RoyalMailHelp parcel posted first class recorded on Monday. Still showing only as being at the Post Office. Think you must have lost it. Need help

[Rach Knowles @Knowlesey95]

Huge step forward (I hope)... move in day with @East_Tweets! Here’s to taking on this world together 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Phil East @East_Tweets]

@53rdBB 58 children & young people last night. Great start to the session 👍

[Phil East @East_Tweets]

The best person ever @Knowlesey95.

[The Church Mouse @thechurchmouse]

Just gave my name in Starbucks as ‘The peace of the Lord be always with you’. When the barista shouted my ‘name’ the whole place shouted ‘and also with you’. Try it.

[Dave Mc 💙 @davemc45]

I’m gutted but at least the response was great 😂👍

[Phil East @East_Tweets]

All set for @WickedUK with @Knowlesey95 #londonweekend

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Best newspaper correction ever.

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

The only way we know Boris Johnson isn't the actual devil is that the devil's in the details and Johnson's never been anywhere near any of those.

[PostcardFromThePast @PastPostcard]

He is a first class tosser.

[53rd Manchester BB @53rdBB]

What an evening!! big congratulations to all our young people receiving their awards. Special mention to our Seniors who organised the whole evening #team53rd #Awards #faithinyoungpeople #proud #celebrate #Salford

[#EL4C @EL4JC]

That moment when you forget where you left the Queen of England. #TrumpVisitsUK

[Sean Kemp @Sean_Kemp]

The heatwave has basically turned us into the British cliche of a Mediterranean country: good at football and hilariously chaotic in government. In a week’s time it’ll start raining and we’ll all have no idea what happened to us.

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

“They were making jokes about our furniture at the weekend, and now their whole cabinet has totally collapsed.”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Remember the days when water would just fall from the sky?

[Phil East @East_Tweets]

@IanMDelinger @TrumanState @TrumanAlumni @TrumanAdmission A belated happy #4thofJuly2018!!

[Phil East @East_Tweets]

Home for the next week! #holidays #scotland #stmonans

[53rd Manchester BB @53rdBB]

#team53rd #litterpick #community #salford

[Phil East @East_Tweets]

@Knowlesey95 😂😂😂 https://t.co/PWmZ9U3teh

[Lucy Gorman 🏳️‍🌈 @lucygorman25]

Fitbit's down... How do I even know I slept well? Did I even sleep?! Am I even walking if I can't count the steps!?