David Eastwood

VC at Birmingham. Enjoys raising fees, rolling around in piles of cash, cracking down on peaceful protest, selling out students and screwing over staff.

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

@Lewis_ALee @noraxselmani Listen here chaps, this is a bit much. Can't you leave me to my hols in Bermuda? #PinaColadaTime #SunsOutGunsOut

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

I'm voting Hattie Craig #1 at #NUSNC15 to be our next VPHE, check out her Facebook page to see why #Hattie4HE http://t.co/0I3Zd3LuUq

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

@Butterflycolour @timeshighered I like to lead @unibirmingham by suspending all students who disagree with me and my neo-liberal plans!

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

@geezerladbruv Midday tomorrow. Under @oldjoeclock. Marquess of Queensbury rules. Bring it on, sir.

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

@geezerladbruv Listen kiddo, I distribute wealth. I spend £4000 a year on my patronage of the luxury suit industry.

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

#guildcouncil just passed a motion to mandate the sabbs to publicly criticise my fabulous salary. #jealousmuch #hatersgonnahate

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

@Guild_VPW Dude, I can't believe you let everyone else know about our croquet game. That was meant to be Our Thing! #guildcouncil

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

After 13 days I earned the same amount that the worker on the lowest salary earned all year. I am nefarious.

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

Many Countries Would Like to Know Where Their Freedom of Speech Is http://t.co/T4INgd0UsD

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

Tomorrow is the day I get paid the same amount as the lowest paid worker at @unibirmingham gets paid all year. I'm an overpaid bastard.

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

Great to see my old friend Nige on twitter! Looks like he's been taking my tips as well - CS gas! Inspired! @NigelThriftVC #copsoffcampus

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

@declankenny94 And I could have more pretty things. Clock tower is too C20th. Maybe a gold bust of my face to go next to it.

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

@declankenny94 I know right? A 16k clothes budget would be excellent. So many cravats to buy, not enough thousands of pounds.

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

@declankenny94 And a chauffeur. Necessary accessory for the hippest VCs.

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

@declankenny94 Don't be preposterous. It's only £8000. And of course I have a valet. Every VC needs one.

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

@declankenny94 how dare you? I will be sending my servants to do the shopping - I do not stoop to do such things.

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

They're back. And I can't get into my office to plan my nefarious schemes :/

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

Nooooooo the Guild of Students is putting on coaches to the free education demo. Too... Much... Collective... Student... Action...........

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

Just blazing it with my crew. DC and bojo.

[David Eastwood @EastwoodVC]

Arghhhhhh! http://t.co/leYID5Lo1O