Jessica

candy crush cognoscente from akron, ohio. i like to eat, and i like to sleep.

[Jessica @EatSleepLin]

@momlikethatpod …as i scroll by at 1 AM ET 😂😩

[Terri Fry @momlikethat1]

Them: why don’t you just go to bed after the kids go to sleep if you’re always so tired?

Me: I stay up a lot later than I should every night because I don’t belong to myself during the day. So I want to belong to me for a few hours before I go to bed for everyone else.

[Jessica @EatSleepLin]

@compy905 love cakewalk!!! fyi a full mango cake (aka personal sized) is $25.

[saint @LamarMyles]

They ain’t got a vaccine for pollen yet?

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

you didn't have to tell me that the Atlanta shooter was white. I figured that out for myself when you said he was taken alive

[Jessica @EatSleepLin]

@TMZ @JustJared Shivakamini Somakandarkram!!

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

I have this radical lefty belief that we shouldn’t spend $1,700,000,000,000 on a failed F-35 fighter jet program when 94% of public school teachers are forced to spend their own money on school supplies.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

"Europeans live longer because of olive oil, red wine and nuts"

Also they can go to the doctor any time they want and not go bankrupt

[Jessica @EatSleepLin]

@SimuLiu please confirm brand/flavor of ramen thanks

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

parents: make sure your kids get a good education, so they don't grow up to be Lauren Boebert

[Jessica @EatSleepLin]

@BernieSanders but more importantly, where can i get your mittens?

[Jessica @EatSleepLin]

@simoncholland

[Jessica @EatSleepLin]

@ironzhangief @MaryKayCabot wise words 😂😂😂

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

High on our list of things to be thankful for this year: Alex's Thanksgiving message from today's show. We hope you have a safe and happy Thanksgiving!

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

The scariest part of the Trump era is we can have a president who lies, cheats, abuses power, ignores science, enriches himself, cages children, strips healthcare, divides us racially, appeases autocrats, and lets 222 thousand Americans die, and he’ll still get 43% of the vote.

[ESPN @espn]

LeBron James, four-time NBA champion 🏆👑

All hail the King.

[Jessica @EatSleepLin]

pretty much all of these are true https://t.co/TLyE9e023G

[Jessica @EatSleepLin]

@ironzhangief @DevinPortales ahahaha WOW!!! i’m impressed.

[Jessica @EatSleepLin]

@JoeBiden #WillYouShutUpMan — what we’ve all been trying to say since 2016

[Jessica @EatSleepLin]

@JoeBiden @Jenisplendid FTW!