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@nyknicks It's been a long time between championships, but New York, you're the queen of my soul. It's been 53 years of loneliness, but finally, we did the right thing to bring a championship back to the best fans in the universe! #AlwaysKnicks @spurs #PorVida #NBA #NBAFinals @ESPNNBA

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@nyknicks It's been a long time between championships, but New York, you're the queen of my soul. It's been 53 years of loneliness, but finally, we did the right thing to bring a championship back to the best fans in the universe! #AlwaysKnicks @spurs #PorVida #NBA #NBAFinals @ESPNNBA

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@nyknicks 29 points down, the comeback Knicks left the Spurs shocked and numb, asking themselves, 'Where did we fail?' #Knicks #AlwaysKnicks @spurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo #PorVida #NBA #NBAFinals #InsidetheNBA @ESPNNBA

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@nyknicks There's a feeling I get when I look to the West,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.

People are now laughing and celebrating what just happened. @nyknicks #Knicks #AlwaysKnicks @spurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo #PorVida #NBA #NBAFinals #InsidetheNBA @ESPNNBA

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@spurs @FrostBank The quick and the gone: who's going to get the gong? It looks as though the Spurs may be getting the gong, but not so fast—there are two to go, or will this be an Empire State of Mind? Will they do it? #Spurs #PorVida #Knicks #AlwaysKnicks @nyknicks #NBA #NBAFinals @ESPNNBA

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@ChicagoBears The Bear's ass truth is: Remember, cash rules everything around you. This picture explains it all—you can't find your way out of this one. Even if you win a Super Bowl, it wouldn't matter—you have lost your fanbase. Sayonara, adios, see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya! #DaBears #NFL

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@MillerLite The second promotion attempt: I choose milk over beer. It's time to dump the bullshit, whatever is in the hole. They can have Miller Time. It's an inside job! #MillerLite

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The big bear trap. Mama McCaskey wouldn't even give this insane move a second thought. Taking the Bears out of Illinois is like moving the Eiffel Tower to Hong Kong and moving Big Ben to Sri Lanka. @ChicagoBears #ChicagoBears #NFL @FirstTake @SportsCenter @espn @chicagotribune

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@spurs @HEB @Ledger Big game, big hat—ain't going to get a big head, but everything is always big in Texas. We mean to bring the big one home! #Spurs #GoSpursGo #PorVida @okcthunder #ThunderUp #Thunder #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #NBAonNBC @NBAonNBC

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@spurs @FrostBank Once again, the Spurs have shown how to stay positive and manifest a 'walk it like I talk it' attitude. No shade to the Thunder—it was a great season and series!
#Spurs #GoSpursGo #PorVida @okcthunder #ThunderUp #Thunder #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #NBAonNBC @NBAonNBC

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@spurs @FrostBank From the beginning to the end, the Spurs were all the way up, penthouse style. Thunder came to Frost Bank Center in Game 6 and just got blown away. The Spurs were manifesting a win. #Spurs #PorVida @okcthunder #ThunderUp #Thunder #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #NBAonNBC @NBAonNBC

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@cavs @Redfin It's time to change the trajectory—your beard is getting longer, but your chance for a ring is getting shorter. It's a win in the books, better than a bird in the beard. At home, hating my popcorn! 4-0. @JHarden13 #Cavs #LetEmKnow @nyknicks #Knicks #NBA #NBAPlayoffs @ESPNNBA

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@cavs @Redfin It feels as though a vacation is necessary, and relocation isn't a bad idea. I think it's easier to be an astronaut than an NBA player. We didn't show up as NBA players. #Cavs #LetEmKnow @nyknicks #Knicks #KnicksNation #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #InsidetheNBA @ESPNNBA @espn

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The Cleveland Clinic is one of the greatest medical institutes in the country. But New York is putting on the clinic and the Cavaliers are on the ventilator. @cavs #Cavs #CavsNation #LetEmKnow @nyknicks #Knicks #KnicksNation #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #InsidetheNBA @ESPNNBA @espn

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@okcthunder This isn't a movie, folks: OKC fears no one on the hardwood. Their mentality and skillset never disappear—it's always on point. #Thunder #ThunderUp #Spurs #PorVida @spurs #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #NBAonNBC @NBAonNBC

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If you ain't got a ring, don't say a thing. Find yourself something soft to play with. #CharlesBarkley #InsidetheNBA @ESPNNBA @espn #NBA #NBAPlayoffs @nyknicks #Knicks #AlwaysKnicks #KnicksNation #NYvsCLE #CLEvsNY #Cavs #CavsNation #LetEmKnow @cavs

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@okcthunder Ali was known to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. SGA is a legal MVP—that's soaring like an eagle. #Thunder #ThunderUp #Spurs #PorVida @spurs #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #NBAonNBC @NBAonNBC

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@MillerLite The advertisement was misleading and fraudulent. There will be no Miller on this picnic: Memorial Day, the Fourth of July, and Labor Day. HOT AS HELL! #MillerLite

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@spurs @FrostBank Victor was like a mixologist—it took two overtimes. It was a strong statement: it was like Gin and Juice.
#Spurs #GoSpursGo #PorVida @okcthunder #ThunderNation #ThunderUp #Thunder #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #NBAonNBC @NBAonNBC

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@cavs @getgo One tweet is not nearly enough—some of the players have never experienced going to the next level. Two teams met, but the Cavaliers played an amazing game. Congratulations to both teams! #Cavs #LetEmKnow @DetroitPistons #Pistons #DETvsCLE #NBA #NBAPlayoffs @NBAonPrime

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@cavs @getgo It was a team effort, a reflection of a well-coached team. This one is for the fans. Victory! #Cavs #CavsNation #LetEmKnow #CLEvsDET @DetroitPistons #DetroitPistons #Pistons #DETvsCLE #MotorCity #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #NBAonPrime @NBAonPrime