Eaton Beaver

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

It's pretty awesome when you wake up from a nap and there's still half of a Hot Pocket in your hand.

[Adam Pfeifer @APfeifer24]

I just want to talk about football.

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

Do you refrigerate whoop ass after it’s been opened?

[Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish]

Swiped my credit card at the gas pump but it said Please Pay Cashier Inside and I thought haha that’s so cute as I drove to another gas station.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

Just home from drinking responsibly. Would not recommend.

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@DKSports Every one I had go 82-0 has Wilt in the middle. So I am going Team B.

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@DKSports Idk which one is the best but the NFL is by far the worst.

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@adamchernoff I hope we get to hear the dulcet tones of @adamchernoff’s voice on some podcast somewhere this fall!

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@AtoZ_Payton 2026 is packed with fantastic movies being released and already released. Feels like the best year of movies in a while.

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@DKSportsbook Dunkin Robinson

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@DraftKings I am taking Gibbs all day!

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@DraftKings Best Ball

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@AtoZ_Payton I remember him as The Magnificent Muraco.

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@DKSportsbook @Nick_Larkin34 @FrannysPlays @PhillyFink @smash_crash @BrittneeAbney @BKJYK1287 @Johnny_DAquanno @ShoeyM8 @Ryanolson1996 @Nocap_miggz @MartyBrix You made a huge mistake not picking me.

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@DKSportsbook Pick me! Pick me!

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@DKSportsbook This is fun!

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@AtoZ_Payton At least you got to see Jake Rodger get his first K.

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@Pick6 @DKSportsbook 1A

[Eaton Beaver @Eaton_Beaver]

@fourfigureplays @ParlayScience Free Play