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Parody account - the Twitter account of the Earon's department store

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Due to the escalator malfunction at the UN yesterday, we have removed all escalators from Eatons stores.

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Eatons is fighting inflation like ots 1999.

Honoring all 1999 prices for all back to school shopping.

Come to an open store with a screen shot of this tweet on a Nokia flip phone to redeem.

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In response to the ever ending heat wave, all in-stock air-conditioners are 85 percent off.

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Due to tariffs, we will report zero earnings this quarter.

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Eatons will pay all tariffs and pass on savings if purchases are made on the Eatons charge card.

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War plans were accidentally released in our last Christmas catalog.

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All team canada apparel on sale today

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

On this day 15 years ago... 🇨🇦🥇

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@amuse Now bow before your master

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@atrupar We get 95% bullshit from the United States.

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All employees at USA Hockey just got fired

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump’s instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week.

Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.

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Now only serving Canadian beer at all of our open food courts.

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Only Eaton's stores in canada are operating.

[Liberal Party @liberal_party]

For anyone who may be confused.

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@banreportcards Lol

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Bring in your copy to any store and we will honour 1905 prices.

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Eatons has offered Sean Fraser a job as part of the Cabinet shuffle.

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Still counting US Presidental votes at Eatons.

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Just Eatons security guards in action.

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@banreportcards @Sears @TheZellersStore Still available at Eatons

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Blue Jays 2024 AL East Championship hits now on clearance at Eatons.

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Available at selected Eatons stores