Ebenezer Mudgett

Against minting pennies.
Next stop: TRAPPIST-1e or TOI-715b (Possibly Greenland)

[Ebenezer Mudgett @EbenezerMudget]

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[juan @juanbuis]

i can’t believe someone solved recipe design decades ago and everyone just decided to ignore it

[Ebenezer Mudgett @EbenezerMudget]

@ayospawned No one has made a threesome joke adding in the fapper?

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The Pine Tree Rebellion > Boston Tea Party

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Massachusetts invented America.

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@mattyglesias

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@jimfoley @irelandbattles I may or may not have smoked a joint there in college.

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Tom Seaver

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Age yourself by dropping the name of a baseball player you were watching when you were 10.

[Ebenezer Mudgett @EbenezerMudget]

I was at Fenway Park that day.
Charlie Hough started for the Rangers vs Jeff Gray.

[MLB @MLB]

No-hitters are rare, so imagine two happening ON THE SAME DAY 🤯

OTD in 1990, Dave Stewart tossed a no-no in Toronto and Fernando Valenzuela followed with his own later that night!

[Ebenezer Mudgett @EbenezerMudget]

@john_pielli @BBGreatMoments He and Carl Everett need a sitcom

[Ebenezer Mudgett @EbenezerMudget]

They aren’t even trying to bargain in good faith.

[Baseball America @BaseballAmerica]

BREAKING: A new MLB proposal to the MLBPA aims for sweeping changes to amateur baseball, including...

- No more high school draftees
- Shortened 12-round draft
- New international draft

Details: https://t.co/b08MHurNKe

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@rewegreatyet @lucy_rohden

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@rewegreatyet @lucy_rohden

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@SonnyBunch @scottlincicome

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

"Donald Trump can tear down the Statue of Liberty just because he says so" is kind of the whole ballgame, isn't it?

[Ebenezer Mudgett @EbenezerMudget]

We are not going to like what they have to say.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientists say AI has decoded communication patterns in mice, dolphins, apes, birds, whales, & cuttlefish — could eventually lead to humans communicating directly with animals.

[Jay Nordlinger @jaynordlinger]

Trump is putting his name or image on coins, banknotes, airports, etc. While president, Ford vetoed a bill that would have named a federal building in Grand Rapids after him. Have you ever read his veto message? From a different time—a different planet. https://t.co/Y5Ug3ofzxG

[Ebenezer Mudgett @EbenezerMudget]

America is going to win Shrimp War II

@scottlincicome

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

After months of planning, Red Lobster executives believe they have cracked the code on Endless Shrimp. https://t.co/cAI9oSd0rz

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[Louisville Bats @LouisvilleBats]

Gates open at 5. First pitch at 6:05 PM.

Be there 👉 https://t.co/cm5nDLrYR7

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[SoxProspects.com @SoxProspects]

FRANKLIN ARIAS TIES IT IN THE 9TH WITH A 2-RUN HOMER

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@baseball_ref

Immaculate Grid gave me a wrong answer for guessing Robin Ventura pitched one game.

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Beware of Romulans bearing gifts.

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund just added us on LinkedIn

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Factual

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

"The Red Sox are the league leaders in dysfunction, overreaction, and scapegoating."

@Ken_Rosenthal reacts to the shocking dismissal of Alex Cora and several members of his staff...