Bathroom Hanako

Hot and ready

[Bathroom Hanako @EbnLeCro]

Actual DEI lecturer at work:

Let’s all break into small groups and talk about what we think the word “belonging” means.

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I am become incontinent, destroyer of getting to work on time.

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She Lima on my Peru until I Inca

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Just saw a 19 yr old with a Tommy John scar 👀

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She’s a 10, but she doesn’t know her left from her right.

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I’m not like other girls, I red peen.

[Joe Twerks Daily @DailyJoeShakes]

OH CHRISTMAS JOE OH CHRISTMAS JOE OH HOW I LOVE YOU CHRISTMAS JOE

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@kingnurtul Big if true

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My religion is that I only drink light beer. Call that Lagerithm

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I do pedicures on cameltoes

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It’s gonna rain twice this week. The first one is gonna last three days and the second one is gonna last four days.

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Just learned that the city in the background of Lofi homework girl is Lyon 😳

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A Montenegrin calls his wife from the yard and asks her to bring him antivenin. She asks if he’s bitten by a snake to which he responds “No, but one is slithering towards me very quickly.”

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@kingnurtul Real

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The only Republican I am is Banana.

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The lion does not concern himself with an “expiration” date.

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The UK is the Pomeranian of the wolf of yesterday

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We are so back, it’s fat bear week!
#FatBearWeek