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[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Wallahi it’s time to retire this fallacy. It’s been year after year of flooding yet Lagos will flood again next year & the year after.

Africa is tropical af yet we didn’t invent ACs, mosquito ridden but couldn’t regularize anti malarials, leave talk abeg.

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

“a nation of fools will always have something to laugh about”

🙂

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

This is an incredibly insane tweet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Bro asked: can you be a Nigerian woman? 😭

[Pawò @illxgally]

This is such an horrendous face card, wtf

[Jean P.D. Meijer ― 🇪🇺 eu/acc @initjean]

this is just gayer grindr

[Wessie du Toit @wessiedutoit]

Obsessed with this video. A bloke finds himself in an action movie and plays his part like he's been rehearsing for it. Just incredible stuff.

[BIGGEST GEE @biggest_gee01]

The problem with this olodo uprising is that a lot of people don’t even know they’re the olodo

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

this is what the norwegian government is doing while there’s people stuck between borders

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

you are at the pink sprinkled donut store demanding to be treated like a serious adult

[Ellie Varley @ellievarley13]

When you get called on to give a fun fact about yourself in the all team meeting

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Just 160 years ago 100% of them had masters. Look how far they've fallen.

[TaxedBrass @FakeTaxedBrass]

I actually think it's totally reasonable to fire someone for curling up on the floor and crying

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[posting expert II @beefdentist]

you can avoid this by not telling the robot anything

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

when you people tweet these things, do you mean that only men work in these fields? as in this is like the 19th century? or are you just perpetually stuck thinking like men must be responsible for everything?

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[𝔸ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕊🗡️ @Evander611]

Na why you gats marry woman wey get money