Big Ze

🇳🇬 Appreciate art for fun, push pixels for money.

[Big Ze @Ebxkaa]

@Softboy_Alex @_aaadedapo Wonderfully written!

[Big Ze @Ebxkaa]

@benln @techwithderrick @ellatechie Nigerian universities issue .edu addresses to their students

[Big Ze @Ebxkaa]

I’m so close to finally abandoning @chowdeck after supporting them since inception. Shitty customer service.

Responsive but very unreasonable.

Boldly delivered wrong items and after reporting < a min after, they refunded partially and are insisting I manage the wrong order.

[Big Ze @Ebxkaa]

@ProvidusBank NGN/USD rate has fallen for quite a while now to N1,354/$ as at today the 23rd.

Why are you still charging your customers using your cards at above N1500/$ ??

[Big Ze @Ebxkaa]

@tosinolaseinde YES

[Big Ze @Ebxkaa]

@akwaabaaa Looks great! What typeface is this?

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

TeeJay was alive for about 2 hours after the accident. He could have been saved.

This is really close to home, TeeJay would still be alive now if the woman ( Miss Biola Adams-Odutayo) had been driving with caution, if after the accident the driver ( Miss Biola Adams-Odutayo) rendered assistant to him instead of abandoning him on the floor and refusing to come to his rescue instantly. Instead she started making calls for about 30 minutes and TeeJay was left there on the floor.

If the friend of Miss Biola Adams-Odutayo who was with her didn’t refuse to drive him to the hospital instantly and wasn’t saying she doesn’t want blood to stain her car.

If they didn’t just carry him with an uber to the hospital ( without care)

If the two hospital didn’t reject to treat him.

If the didn’t carry him with a korope van when they had a car that would make transportation comfortable for the victim.

All these would have been prevented if Miss Biola Adams-Odutayo had not wasted 30 minutes making phone calls and tried to actually save his life after her negligence.
Please sign🙏🏼

https://t.co/VqE9oZ1ggi

[Big Ze @Ebxkaa]

@driceroland Studio Nyx

[Big Ze @Ebxkaa]

@zedapp_ng Does your virtual USD card work on the Nigerian Apple AppStore?

[Ono @oneshygirl_]

Launching an app called “Begr”
It is for people to beg money.

We link you up with anonymous rich people, and you beg them for money.
You can beg as high as 10 billion.

Begging is limited to 2 per month.
As the CEO, I take 20% of whatever you beg and receive.

[-valar morghulis- @eldivine]

Nothing says rich person quite like driving a Range Rover or using your iPhone without a case. Just complete lack of concern for practicality.

[nina. @ninadelaflores]

“If men didn’t exist who would protect women?” “Protect us from who?”

[Deedy @deedydas]

Can confirm. GPT 4.5 is hilarious.

"Finish the text:
> Be me
> L3 at Meta / Google
>"

[Obong Roviel @R0VIEL]

This guy don kill me 😭😭😭

[FIKKKŚ☢️🦍 @Fikayofmars]

Villains and Non benders when a certain Avatar enters the avatar state:

[Jean de La Rochebrochard @2lr]

Until you're 10+ in a startup , the only roles that exist are head of get shit done & chief common fucking sense officer.

[Big Ze @Ebxkaa]

Even though I'm posting this to get a 35% off coupon, I cant avoid saying it's freaking cool: https://t.co/cpIsZQxe0r

[Big Ze @Ebxkaa]

@DenikeOlori I raise you Monibac. SafeLock same amount (N1m) for same time and get 280k upfront instantly at @Monibac_

[Savn Daniel @savndaniel]

I once cross examined a star witness of the EFCC in a matter....

An excerpt of the Cross examination went thus:

W: You are the Investigation Officer in this case, is that correct?

A: Yes.

Q: You were also amongst the team that invaded the Defendant's home at 3am, right?

[zhee🌸 @mhideypearl_23]

A fire incident happened tonight and all I can say is gender wars are so stupid mehn because irl nobody cares about that. While the men were trying to put out the fire , the women were just crying and screaming ... imagine there was no man.